All Comments on 'Happy Birthday 1st Party'

Wow. You are by far the best writer on this site! Give us more of your mind-numbing prose!

"Everyone's breaths were coming in pants watching the dancing girls lay back limp on the stage, their thighs still spread apart, one hand on their thigh and the other on their breast, as they lay spent from their orgasm."

You wouldn't be trying to say they were panting, would you, by any chance? (And I hope you don't mean their breaths are watching the dancing girls.)

Mavis, in Vermilion Ohio