All Comments on 'How To F*** Your Daddy'

Thanks. ROFLMAO

these words written by a real devil.

well done !

A movie should be created! Based on this story. Just can't stop laughing. :))) This is GREAT!

You forgot to tell everyone what to do when Daddy starts talking about showing off, or even selling off, his little girl to his friends or, scarrier yet, to the highest bidder! "No, Daddy, I don't want to sleep with your friends! New diamond necklace? Well, if we have to eat, we might as well eat 'GOOD', right?" ;-)

This story was just great. It gives step by step instructions to get your dady to F*** you. I loved reading this and thanks for posting.

that was great funny and useful, love it!

Hi

badtobadone from the UK,

A very funny but also very true piece of writing,

I have a little girl who LOVES to fuck her daddy! I'm going to have to let her read this!

I learned enough to keep away from daddy seeking girls.... or not.

Vulcez (not anonymous at all)

Bravo!!

The last line is perfect.

This piece is priceless, hilarious, poignant, sassy and just plain fun.

wow what a great story sarah..i will try this one on my husband..thanks didnt know how to start with him now i know..thanks for the help..write some more..

A "how-to" guide! Fkn amazing. I love u.

Not all people like sports. That doesn't mean they're gay.

It was sweet, funny and cute! I laughed and enjoyed a lot :-)

That was brilliant!!! Made me smile, well done!

I'm a daddy looking for a teenage tease. Come to my house wearing a short plaid skirt and socks. Don't wear anything underneath. You won't need it. Rub yourself against me as you say hello. Put your hand on my cock. Stroke it gently as I look you over. Slowly get naked as we inch toward the bedroom. Tell me about how you fucked your dad's boss last night and learned a few new tricks while your mom watched, egging you on. Do you ever do this with any of teachers? We keep talking as I slowly open your legs and gently plunge into your shaven pussy. You press down real tight as I start pumping, You can feel the hot cum shooting inside you. You both start screaming as nature takes its course. Ahhh...sweet bird of youth?

This story is 13 years old, funny, ridiculous, and wtf-ish enough to make me question my own sanity for reading it. Truth be told, I enjoy reading female lit writers just to get a window into their thinking. Certainly isn't enough of them. But what really boggles my mind, is the comments. If I were a female lit writer, and made a satirical submission like this, and 100 out of 101 comments said, "dehr, I want to be your daddy...derh", there would most definitely not be a second submission. Anyway, this story and most of yours honestly, Sarahhh, are not my cup of tea, I award you major points in 4 categories:

Creativity, Bawdiness, of course Outlandish Satire, and finally, Putting up with Men's Shit. Thanks for the effort, and happy writing. Elton

Always a joy to read, adorable and funny :)

Actually incest is legal in Rhode Island and New Jersey. Parental incest is the only criminal kind in Ohio

How do I tell my 19yo daughter I want to please her sexually. Iev had a daughter kink for a wile and think it is time to tell my daughter. Please help me so I can write a good story afterwards. Thanks