All Comments on 'How To F*** Your Daddy'

How do I tell my 19yo daughter I want to please her sexually. Iev had a daughter kink for a wile and think it is time to tell my daughter. Please help me so I can write a good story afterwards. Thanks

Actually incest is legal in Rhode Island and New Jersey. Parental incest is the only criminal kind in Ohio

Always a joy to read, adorable and funny :)

This story is 13 years old, funny, ridiculous, and wtf-ish enough to make me question my own sanity for reading it. Truth be told, I enjoy reading female lit writers just to get a window into their thinking. Certainly isn't enough of them. But what really boggles my mind, is the comments. If I were a female lit writer, and made a satirical submission like this, and 100 out of 101 comments said, "dehr, I want to be your daddy...derh", there would most definitely not be a second submission. Anyway, this story and most of yours honestly, Sarahhh, are not my cup of tea, I award you major points in 4 categories:

Creativity, Bawdiness, of course Outlandish Satire, and finally, Putting up with Men's Shit. Thanks for the effort, and happy writing. Elton

I'm a daddy looking for a teenage tease. Come to my house wearing a short plaid skirt and socks. Don't wear anything underneath. You won't need it. Rub yourself against me as you say hello. Put your hand on my cock. Stroke it gently as I look you over. Slowly get naked as we inch toward the bedroom. Tell me about how you fucked your dad's boss last night and learned a few new tricks while your mom watched, egging you on. Do you ever do this with any of teachers? We keep talking as I slowly open your legs and gently plunge into your shaven pussy. You press down real tight as I start pumping, You can feel the hot cum shooting inside you. You both start screaming as nature takes its course. Ahhh...sweet bird of youth?

That was brilliant!!! Made me smile, well done!

It was sweet, funny and cute! I laughed and enjoyed a lot :-)

Not all people like sports. That doesn't mean they're gay.

A "how-to" guide! Fkn amazing. I love u.

wow what a great story sarah..i will try this one on my husband..thanks didnt know how to start with him now i know..thanks for the help..write some more..

This piece is priceless, hilarious, poignant, sassy and just plain fun.

The last line is perfect.

Bravo!!

I learned enough to keep away from daddy seeking girls.... or not.

Vulcez (not anonymous at all)

I have a little girl who LOVES to fuck her daddy! I'm going to have to let her read this!

Hi

badtobadone from the UK,

A very funny but also very true piece of writing,

that was great funny and useful, love it!

This story was just great. It gives step by step instructions to get your dady to F*** you. I loved reading this and thanks for posting.

You forgot to tell everyone what to do when Daddy starts talking about showing off, or even selling off, his little girl to his friends or, scarrier yet, to the highest bidder! "No, Daddy, I don't want to sleep with your friends! New diamond necklace? Well, if we have to eat, we might as well eat 'GOOD', right?" ;-)

A movie should be created! Based on this story. Just can't stop laughing. :))) This is GREAT!

these words written by a real devil.

well done !

Thanks. ROFLMAO

curiously erotic and strangely arousing. as usual.

That was so funny! I was laughing so hard, but I really loved how you phrased everything! That was great. Very well-written, and comical. And, might I add, so very true.

Funnier than a politician without his talking points!

No really. I thought your 'how to' one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

Thanx

Shiny

Too funny. I loved it. I clicked on this without a clue what it was about. I"m glad I did.

very humorous with much truth, as well

A belated thanks to Sarahhh for this most interesting b-day present. I liked it then and still like it now. Can I be your daddy?

But i have two young boys...maybe someday they will tease their old man with their young horny girls...

Girl you are an excellent writer. You are funny. How do you ever find the time to come up with the totally hilarious. I think you need some mental help. But maybe so do I since I am alwaying reading your stuff..... ;)

Sarah, it amazes me, the way that you can build a truly engrossing story about such a simple thing as introducing a cock, into any one of the three major orifices, of a consensual young lady. These fantasies, fuel the fires of desire in this older man.

Sarahhh

Sarahhh does have a wide range of story telling talent

. This story is naught and nice. It got a semi-wqoddie award.

Olarue

Once again you have driven me to sex...Hehehe, keep it up!

Voted 5 anyway.

I'd just about given up. The most talented writer here. We read you knowing you can easily entertain us, that your words can grow hard-ons faster than...

But...a desire to show off, to talk down to us...

But this was a perfect category for you humour, your sarcasm, your anger, your mastery of the language... an easy "5"... a delight to read...

But one day you're going to write 'the' erotic story, a story written with only your readers erotic pleasure in mind...please

Jim

Sarah, Great as always!

I thought this story was fresh and funny, it had me laughing out loud. Good "How to..." HAHAHHAA

Sarah

Super fantastic girl another winner,it was very hard not to cum three times reading it, so cum on and fu*******k your sugar daddy keep me cumming Sarah

Hey Sarah :)

Fantastic as always. Can't wait for the next story.

The pictures are great too. I would just LOVE to wash

your back and front. Maybe you should have a contest

to see who could win a chance to really wash all of your

body ! ! ! Think about it ! ! ! !

In fact I learn a thing called V power from this writing. I'll make a copy of this how to to show my furure Princess in 20 years. ha ha !

Minor linguistic problems, but overall this was hilarious. Completely wrong - but hilarious.

Bad.

I think that Sarah needs a good spanking since it is obvious she has been such a naughty gal. But that is what is so appealing about her, her ability to be naughty while at the same time seeming to be a good girl! THAT is why she needs a spanking....although I think she'd enjoy it!

As always, you know how to bring out the naughty in all of us. This how to makes me wish I was 20-40 years older, but all good things in time...keep it up, I know I will.

As always your creative juices flow just like your pussy juices. Loved it from start to finish. Sarahhh needs a good spanking!

Steve

super hot story sarahh....i would love to be your daddy and spoil you with everything

Sarahh,

ur hot and always hit it on the head, all heads. always enjoy ur stories

Sarah...from the sounds of this latest expose', you have experience with a "sugar daddy". When you come home for summer break, we have to talk this out! You are given only the finest clothes, most exquisite jewelry, and a very nice 2006 C230 Mercedes to drive; and you act like you yourself, have a "sugar daddy"!

I see now young lady, I am going to write the true story of your daddy love. Watch for it soon!!

Your instructions are very well written, and by the way, your friend, Kim, is calling me "daddy" as well. (She must've taken lesson's from you" lol.

Am looking forward to your coming home!!!

Love always,

Daddy

Amazing! You are my favorite writer! I wish you were here in the south. Your Daddy would buy you anything you wanted, more than Santa Claus did and I don't write hot checks......lol.

Hot! as usual. You can't help but want to be your daddy, That is an older man who is not related to you in any way. lol.

Thanks again Sarah, RP

This story is hot. I wish I could accidently let my "princess" see this and she follow your rules. I

would happily spend if she looked liked you and followed your guidelines.

Oh yes,Sarah...this is soooohot. Please keep it(and me) up. I'be your daddy any day,and you can teach me. Thanks. Mike.

Another outstanding effort Sarah. Very sexy.

Conjure Man

What can one say but oh so nice

Hey Sarahhh-Woo;

You've tickled the fancy of sooo many of us, I'm sure - we all want to be YOUR Daddy! So to be different, I want to be your Uncle, too - you can call me Uncle Gary. Tell Uncle Gary what Sarahhh Baby wants?? ;0)

Thanks Doll!

Hugs, Gary.

and informative too. I would like to be your daddy but I don't think I could afford you.

loved it woul dlove to be yourr daddy especially in front of the waterfall

Sarahhh, I really wanna be your Daddy and spank your beautiful ass until your pussy is dripping. Then we can do the 'How to' thing on fucking your Daddy. Great story and so well written. I wouldn't expect less from Sarahhh

Once again, brightness shows itself to be the greatest turn on.. your amazing mind, both in how bright you are and how totally wicked.. shows through.. and makes Daddy's winkle stand up and say "hey princess" even when Daddy knows you are totally bullchitting him.. you do it so well and are so delicious that it simply does not matter, as long as we can preserve the illusion..

wet hugs..

Psychprof

What a wonderfull way of blackmailing a father. Never looked a my daughter in a sexual manner but sure did enjoy her friends. A few years after graduation, saw them and connected with several of them in local bars. A few kind words, some understanding and they cartwheeled their way into motel rooms and several to my home.

Always discrete, never flaunted sexual achievements but was rewarded with several encounters which I'll always remember. Four years of college, Grad school and a wedding, Maybe I got off cheap.

Whenever I see a new story by sarahhh I am like a kid on Christmas morning. I can't wait to read it...usually over and over again :) The things I dream about doing with her :)

If you haven't read her book, "Rattrap", you don't know what you are missing. I read the whole thing in one night it was that titillating.

Thanks Sarah for all your wonderful stories :)

Go Steelers!

What a sexy story sarah...i would luv to be ur daddy !! U write amazingly well & can turn on a reader in seconds!!Way to go..

Oh my god,you are totally hot! I think you are a great writer as well as being sexy as hell!I would love to be your daddy,and I would do anything you wanted me to just to have the chance to shower with you!What's it going to take to see the rest of you? Just name it,and consider it done! I seen the pic of you in front of the waterfall,what an awesome ass you have!Would love to clean that with my tongue,and anywhere else you would like! Thanx for the great stories as well!

Oh my...nothing like starting the work day with an erection, then again I should be used to it with your stories! :-x

Sarah,

Your daddy is a very lucky man!

Mmmm, you definitely should be spanked on that wet little twat of yours for thinking of your daddy like that. ;)

this daddy would love to spank your ass Sarah youve been a very bad girl

Sarah, thank you for this insightful "How To" guide. Cleverly written with the right balance of eroticism and humor, but, still leaving us wondering if you wrote it from experience, or, from your wishful dreams? Maybe it's good that we don't know, but, I can't help but want to know.

I know every little girl just loves her Daddy, even if it's in that certain [pretend] special way. I guess we'll have to wait and see if this is re-printed in Seventeen magazine in the "Advice" column.

This is a great description of the erotic power of sexplay. As someone pointed out underneath it all there is a sweet girl, but she also deeply understands the power of her sensuality, and how happy a lot of us older guys would be to take really good care of a girl like that.

Great work, Sarahh you really know how to set a guy's heart (and cock) on fire.

Every time I read one of your stories I cant wait to go and stroke one off while I think of you in what ever story I read. This time was no different. I would love to get you down on all fours and pound that sweet pussy of yours. kmdsprt@yahoo.com

When I first read the storyline I knew it wasnt about playing poker:) then I read the story and knew I couldnt stand up -I'm so glad I'm not your Daddy but I play one on TV -when will your imagination quit? you're definitely improving your writing skills -thank you for putting a smile on my face and a rise in my pants

NB the comma is deliberate. Oh dear, Nookiehunter! Sarcasm really isn't your forte, is it? 18 virgins? Sarahhh's got you pegged. But what bothers me is, why keep count? Is there a point to prove? Do you feel a need to share, or perhaps boast? Is it that important? How do you know its true? Examination? What if some lied? Would you be crushed to find out it was only 17? Anyway, I'm sure if it was 8 or 18, they might well have recovered by now.

And, for popewithnumbersgeezer. There are plenty of micks in Scotland. Some of them are hicks. And some of them support Rangers.

You get Paddys from Erin.

M

Oh baby!!!

I wish you'd strap it on. This daddy wants dick from his daughter!!!!!

a shower with dughter is the acme of all desires.

with sarah it would be fabulous like her stories.

jack

Best how-to I've read!

Story had my juices flowing. Not just a rude sex story, but a tender and erotic fantasy with enough sex to get me hard as HELL!

I want a "How to get Sarahhh in the Shower story". That would be the story of the CENTURY!!! Author of the MILLENIUM!!!!

Great body, love the TITS the way they are and after the Waterfall shot, who can improve on PURRRFECTION!!!

Let me wash your front, Please!!!!

prop69/Al

Sarah has unearthed a terrific truth, that to be a manipulative bitch, you have to care. A woman may be cynical, but to do the things that Sarahhh has suggested and do them successfully, she has to care for the man she is doing them with. She has to want to make him enjoy his life more, even if she comes across in an unflattering light. I loved reading this story because as I get older I come to realize that one of the main things that a woman will see in me is my ability to buy her things.

Nookiehunter

Sarah has unearthed a terrific truth, that to be a manipulative bitch, you have to care. A woman may be cynical, but to do the things that Sarahhh has suggested and do them successfully, she has to care for the man she is doing them with. She has to want to make him enjoy his life more, even if she comes across in an unflattering light. I loved reading this story because as I get older I come to realize that one of the main things that a woman will see in me is my ability to buy her things.

Nookiehunter

Yes, Wish I hit the lottery, Find Sarahh, somewhere in Pittsburgh, lavaish her with cash, fulfill the red headed fantasy, yes I bought my powerball tickets .

Sarah is a manipulative wench and needs a good hard fuck from an older guy. But she does write good stories.

Bill In Nashville

Sarahhh, again you have tittilated the mass(es). May I make one further suggestion for Daddy's intial fuck?? When finally, penetration begins, be sure to wince and draw back, as though the size of his cock is way too large for your virgin pussy. This ruse would also be a good item to occasionally repeat, since most of us men relish the idea, that we are big enough to stretch our loving partner to the maximum. This is also a definite plus for taking it up the poop chute.

Sarahhh, again you have tittilated the mass(es). May I make one further suggestion for Daddy's intial fuck?? When finally, penetration begins, be sure to wince and draw back, as though the size of his cock is way too large for your virgin pussy. This ruse would also be a good item to occasionally repeat, since most of us men relish the idea, that we are big enough to stretch our loving partner to the maximum. This is also a definite plus for taking it up the poop chute.

I soooooo want to be your daddy.

Sarah, you keep up the standard (and my lazy c**k!)I love all your yarns which are usually leavened with humo(u)r. Have never done daughters, but you make me re-think...

You always have great stories and I love reading them! CP_D

good story, well thought out look forward to more. Paul

Not even funny...

You wrote about stereotypical fetish genre showing your complete ignorance of the subject.

After reading Sarah for years, she has now graduated to a level of writing rarely seen on this site. Her wit is wonderfully wry and mature. Her style breezy and entertaining. I'm proud of who you've become. - Jim

if it would happen to me would be a dream come true.

another hot one from the mistress.

great

jack

great advice and how-to helpful tips which is purpose of how to articles....enjoyed immensly and learned a few pointers, too

quite funny... I liked reading it...

What a hot story Sarahhh! Made me so hard and wet reading your story! I can just wish deam of here sexy little body seducing her Daddy mmmmmmmmmm Can't wait for more! Those sexy lil panties under her plaid skirt would turn any guy on I think.

Kisses Scotty

This is for Nookiehunter who said: "There is nothing worse than a girl who acts like you are advising women to act. I really hate that in women. I have dated a few like that and their tactics were so transparent that it was ridiculous. I like women who like, no love, sex. I have taken the virginities of 18 women and I far prefer a woman who has been around the block and just wants you to ride her faster and harder than she has ever been ridden before."

Aren't you just full of yourself, Nookiehunter. 18 virgins you say? Where do you hang out, elementary schools?

enjoyed reading this and laughed a lot but when I thought about it and read it again I began to think it wasn't made up but more likely to be a true story which is sad and also worrying if she is actually advising young girls what to do to get a sugar daddy is to sell their body to get stuff but only if he's rich and old but never mind the goods that sex can buy what about love is my question.

My next question is how do I get to fuck a sugar mummy and make her buy me nice things like a World Cup ticket never mind a cruise?

great work princess! you really know just what your daddy needs!

wow! another hot one

I loved your story on how to Fuck your daddy. It made me come hard. I look forward to reading more of your submissions. Send me some nasty pix to mustangut@yahoo.com Also gimme a call. I'm sure we would have an interesting conversation. My phone is 801-427-3165.

the mind of this lady is so deliciously warped...she has a real talent for satire....sarahhh, please keep adding to these HOWTOs...........

Can't wait for the next "How To" Book. You are my favorite naughty little pussy girl. Daddy loves his girl. Now tell how to bring in a second little friend to the party. Keep it up S. as you know you keep us UP. Urguy.

Micks don't come from Scotland. Jocks come from Scotland. Micks come from Ireland.

--pope32767 the mick