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Isn't "well-written porn" sort of the ultimate oxy-moron? I am satirizing great authors, not claiming to be one! And if you think that talk among males is NOT all about tits and ass, you haven't been listening...

Do you really think this is well written though? Obviously it makes me feel like shit as a woman to read it, what with all the tits and pussy tit job male jargon, but isn't all that sort of heavily cliched as well? Do you think you're a great author?

What Samuel Clemens' wished he could have published.

What journals his wife would have definitely burned!

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