All Comments on 'Morons: Queer Marriage'

@Anon: If the sheep doesn't run off, it consents. But ask to be sure.

One question - you urge us to get a good sheep, how do I know if the sheep is consenting?

Gives a sermon on gay marriage (Bioshock 4 ; There is always a lighthouse. And there is always a man. And sometimes that man is stuffed happily from behind while wearing a wedding ring).

Also this needs updating to include mechas. Are we calling them that yet? No? Don't worry , we will. Ima get a Future Trunks one day. 6ft tall and with hair the colour of lilacs.

... hits all my buttons! Scary! But way way funny, sharply and very well written!

Lmao! This is fucking perfect in every way. Had me laughing out loud all throughout. 5/5

Thanks for the appreciation! I've just edited and revised this piece a bit, and the new version should be up in a couple days. Hope you can check it out!

--Hypoxia [gasp!]

I laughed right out loud several times. My favorite? * MONOTONY: only one spouse / partner at a time. * QUICKIE: mated until the parking meter expires

Excellent work!

You are a smug bastard......with no cause to be......'smug', that is.

nothing but missionary. same sex every time.

borrrrrrring

'Nuff said.