Needs Ch. 02

Chapter 2: Leo

You know the woman I'm talking about. She doesn't live in Grand Bayou year round. Every summer she arrives here from Chicago, Detroit, Minneapolis, Cleveland, someplace bigger, someplace better, someplace else.

You see her in the passenger's seat of a car worth more than your house, usually accompanied by a man twice her age. Either that, or she's sauntering down Central Avenue on her way to a salon, or sunning herself by the lake.

When you spot her, you can't help but wonder what it's like to suck on those beautiful tits, slip your cock into that voluptuous mouth. While you will never know that woman socially, she's completely out of your league, sometimes it is possible to fuck her.

Don't get too excited just yet, my brother. The Goddess will never grant you the opportunity if you're a pool man or a gardener. To fuck that woman, you must be in the right place at the right time, meet the right people and satisfy specific requirements.

First of all, you must develop a fondness for egg whites and oatmeal, do a lot of cardio and spend years pounding iron in the gym.

Secondly, you must have excellent personal hygiene with attention to detail. If you're well-hung it's a bonus. However, if your big cock is your only selling point, you won't get the job. To qualify, you will also need clean fingernails, bleached teeth, shaved balls and a tan. Wit, charm, a sense of humor and a voice like Keifer Sutherland's can also prove useful.

Thirdly, you must really love sex. I do mean really, really love sex. Yes, I know what you're thinking; 'Dude, who doesn't?' However, to fuck that woman you have to love it beyond all reason, love it with the patience and focus of a Zen master. You must be willing to eat pussy until your jaws lock, study the art of sensual massage, memorize every position in the Kama Sutra and withhold your own orgasm indefinitely. In other words, you must do whatever it takes to get her there, more than once. Your pleasure is merely an afterthought.

Lastly, you must not suffer from performance anxiety, nor can you have any hang-ups about your body. If you really want to fuck that woman, you must do so in front of her husband, on film more often than not.

Yes, you heard me right. You must fuck that woman in front of her husband. He's also likely to pay you for it, with the understanding that whatever happens in Grand Bayou, stays in Grand Bayou. After all, these people have reputations to uphold.

I know what you're thinking. "I'm a tough guy! I can handle it!" Wait, brother. If you truly believe you have what it takes, you must also prepare for the worst case scenario. Even the best jobs inevitably have a downside.

Every now and then, that woman suddenly and unexpectedly develops the capacity to feel love. She may even delude herself into believing she loves you. When that happens, the investment banker who paid you to fuck her is likely to confront you at three AM, coked-out, weeping and pointing a gun at your face.

If you manage to survive such an indignity, you may choose to remove "Exhibitionist Stud for Hire" from your résumé indefinitely, preferring to focus on less dangerous pursuits: telemarketing, waitering, philosophy majoring, etc. However, once you've experienced the unparalleled joys of uninhibited kinky sex, downgrading your tropical mango shake back to plain old vanilla can be difficult.

"I'm a tough guy! I can handle it!" I told myself when I went cold turkey four months ago (OK, there was an incident on a private beach recently. However, that woman's husband wasn't watching at the time, so I'm not sure it counts).

So how did I get the "Exhibitionist Stud for Hire" job, you're wondering?

My life as a manwhore began late one Saturday night after a shift at Ciao Belo, one of the tourist bistros located on Main Street. In my section sat a couple who'd been loitering there for hours, picking at hors du oeuvres and sampling our best wines. The husband was an impeccably dressed gentleman in his late fifties. His wife looked like a younger version of Jerry Hall. Every time I checked on their table, the wife eyed me as if she starved for something we don't post on the menu.

Finally, about two hours before close, the couple requested their check. While the husband paid the bill, he casually mentioned they were hosting a small suaré at their summer home later that evening. He extended an invitation by handing me a map sketched on a paper napkin.

"I probably won't get there until around one. Is that alright?" I asked.

"That will be fine," answered the wife, "we're planning to stay up all night, aren't we, sweetie?" She patted her husband on the back, then flashed me a Mona Lisa smile and a wink.

'What was that about?' I wondered.

After work, I followed the map down a winding road along the coast, to a wood-sided, multi-level beach house overlooking Lake Michigan. The husband buzzed me in. He greeted me in his foyer wearing nothing but black silk boxers.

"I'm so glad you could make it. Michelle has been waiting for you."

'What, huh? This is getting a little weird.' I thought, but curiosity overwhelmed me. I followed the guy up a wrought-iron spiral staircase to his bedroom. There on a king-sized bed, on her back with her legs spread wide, lay the wife. She wore a contraption made of flexible blacks straps linked by silver rings. One of those straps wrapped around her neck in a V-shape, another ran across her breasts, another ran down her belly and over her crotch, another ran across her hips. Her high-heeled black shoes had thinner straps which crossed along her calves and tied at the knees. Underneath all those straps was one of the most exquisitely toned and curvaceous bodies I'd ever seen in the flesh.

"Oooh, I'm so glad you're here!" she moaned. With that, the wife pulled down the strap which covered her big, round, fantastically artificial breasts, revealing large brown nipples. She teased them erect with the tips of her fingers, then pulled aside the strap covering her pussy. As the wife stared at my body with her I'm starving expression, she began to masturbate.

Blood rushed to my cock so quickly it made me dizzy. I'd never grown that hard, that fast in my life. In one corner of the room sat a video camera on a tripod. I assumed it was running, but that only made me harder.

The husband, who'd also pitched a tent in his boxers, laughed and handed me a condom.

"She's all yours, son," he said. That was all I needed to hear. I stripped out of my jeans and t-shirt. As soon as the wife saw me naked, her eyes bulged.

"Wow," exclaimed the husband, "are you sure you can handle him?"

"Oh, yes," she sighed, rising to her hands and knees to take me doggie-style. I rolled on the condom, pounced on the bed, grabbed the strap between her thighs, pulled it aside and dove in.

I didn't last very long that first time, but the couple did not appear to care. As soon as I came, the wife was ready to switch. I took a seat on the Louis XIV chair by the bed and watched while she gave the husband a blowjob. By the time he came, I was ready again. The wife removed the strappy thing completely, lay on her back and brought her knees to her ears. When I was done, she entertained both of us by masturbating with a vibrator. After that, we double-teamed, the wife sucking my cock while the husband fucked her. He must have been taking Viagra. For his age, his stamina was ridiculous.

We continued to take turns with the wife until sunrise. By the time that woman had her fill, my back and balls ached so badly I could barely walk. Before I limped away from their beach house, the husband thanked me, slipped me a thousand bucks cash and requested my email address.

"Some friends of mine will be visiting from Minneapolis next weekend. I think they are going to like you," he said.

"Great," I answered as I scribbled the information on a note pad, struggling to stay awake. That woman nearly killed me. As soon as I returned home I called in sick for work. However, as I drifted off to sleep, I realized that for the first time since I started college, I could afford to miss a shift. A thousand dollars paid my share of the rent for the rest of the summer.

Three days later I received an email from one of the old man's buddies. Within two weeks I received another. I couldn't believe my luck. How many guys get paid to fuck hot older women? When I told my roommates they thought I was bullshitting.

Eventually I became acquainted with local swingers with whom I visited during the winter months. Two of those couples were wealthy and socially prominent church elders in their forties. They rewarded me generously for my discretion. The other was a black executive named Todd who only allowed his wife to sleep with white guys. For some reason he didn't consider us a threat, don't ask me why.

My sweet deal began turning sour the first time I stared down the barrel of a gun. One of my favorite clients, an investment banker from Chicago I'll call Harry, showed up at my doorstep in tears. He said his wife was going to leave him for me. He had nothing to live for and might as well kill us both. My pathetic little life flashed before my eyes, which was exactly what I needed to see in order to de-escalate him.

I told Harry I didn't love his wife or anyone else, for that matter. "Go ahead, Harry, pull the trigger. Get it over with. You think I give a shit?"

Harry bawled like a baby and dropped the gun on my doorstep. Not knowing what else to do, I invited him in. We spent three hours pondering the meaning of human existence. Harry forgot all about shooting me. As it turned out, he'd also forgotten to load the gun. Last I heard, Harry divorced his wife of his own accord, moved to the West Coast and founded a Qaballah center.

Unfortunately, not only was I able to convince Harry my life was worthless, in the process I also convinced myself.

After months of soul-searching and online research, I finally transcended my existential depression by adopting Eastern philosophy. I couldn't return to the church I grew up in. My clients would be pissed.

Thus I turned to the path of sacred sex. Rather than simply engaging in profitable but meaningless group gropes, I became a sacred manwhore. Through tantra I turned pleasure into focused meditation, elevated spiritually bereft women to the level of Goddesses, became a conduit for unconditional love, touched the infinite divine and united with the forces of creation. OK, I know that sounds like a bunch of new age hippie bullshit, but don't knock it until you've tried it, brother. I swear it works. I'm a changed man.

Unfortunately, no matter how pure your intent, touching the infinite divine can prove disastrous when a jealous spouse is involved. When Todd realized a white guy could indeed become a threat to his marriage, once again I found myself staring down the barrel of a gun. After that, I swore off manwhoring entirely, or so I thought.

So why am I reconsidering my decision, you're wondering? Dan Rothstein, the man who asked me to fuck his wife, is a defense attorney from Indiana. Demetria is a lawyer five years his senior, not the usual age differential for this kind of arrangement. They're renting a cottage in Grand Bayou for the weekend. He wants to give her a threesome with another guy as a birthday present and film the whole thing; the usual.

Dan attached a photograph of his wife along with his email inquiry. 'Good Goddess,' I said to myself as soon as I downloaded the picture, 'if that's what this guy sleeps next to, how the hell does he get out of bed in the morning?'

In the photograph, Demetria is nude and stands at an angle so only her profile is visible. Her dark curly hair hangs to her shoulder blades. Her left arm is outstretched, her left leg slightly bent, the perfect angle to emphasize her muscular back and the c-shaped curve of her flawless ass.

'I can't believe he wants me to fuck that!' I thought as the erotic power of Demetria's image overwhelmed me. It's not easy to explain what went on in my mind at that moment. It wasn't the feeling you usually get when you see a hot woman, an itch in your brain you'd like to scratch. What I felt was something profound, like I was confronting my Jungian anima. I realized it's my destiny to fuck Demetria, I cannot refuse, the Goddess has willed it.

After I answered Dan's inquiry, we chatted about the wife on instant messenger. I wanted to make sure when we met I wouldn't do anything to offend.

"How did you hear out about me?" I asked him.

"Harry recommended you. He says hi."

"Harry, great, tell him I say hi, too. So what is your wife into?"

"Pretty much everything. I can tell you what she's not into: pain, exchange of bodily fluids, gerbils,condiments,anal. Really hates anal. Everything else should be a go. If she doesn't like something, believe me, she'll tell you."

"What do you mean by everything? Can you be more specific? What IS she into?"

"Bondage, sex toys, masturbation, oral. LOVES oral, giving and receiving."

"Does she swallow?"

"HELL YEAH."

"Double penetration?"

"Never tried it, fantasizes about it all the time. Demi can be pretty insatiable. She's going to love this."

"Never tried it? Her first MFM?"

"Yep, very first swing. Not into women, she isn't, I mean."

"And you?"

"Definetely into women."

"K. I meant are you into guys?"

"NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! ARE YOU?"

"No. Don't worry. This will be all about her. Favorite positions?" I continued.

"Hers? For fucking?"

"Yeah"

"Likes them all. Doggie style, top, variations on missionary. She'll put you through the paces. Eat your wheaties."

"Not a problem. Into tantra. I can last hours."

"Hours? Are you shitting me?"

"Nope."

"What do you do? Is it like edging?"

"Similar."

"Cool, maybe I'll learn something. Man, Demi is going to tear you to pieces. Lol."

"You think? Are you sure you want to watch that? Lots of guys think they can handle it until they try it."

"Pretty sure I can handle it. Not the jealous type. Had threesomes with girlfriends back in my college days."

"Ok, so give me the time and directions . . ."

'So I'd better eat my wheaties, huh?' I thought when I closed the chat.

I opened Demetria's photograph and masturbated to it; brought myself close to orgasm, channeled the energy to the top of my head, practiced deep breathing, let the semen flow back into my body, continued. I did that three times, until I had a dry multiple. All the while I envisioned what I was going to do to her, all the ways I would touch her, taste her, penetrate her.

'So this woman is going to tear ME to pieces? Now this I have to see."

To be continued . . .