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"Well, as you might imagine, he layin' on de ground all of a sudden, screamin' an' cryin' an she lean over him an' say "Well, I just whomp your ass with one shot, so I guess I'm de Good an' you de Evil an' me an' my Polly Ann, we'll make it to Heaven afore you do. You give my family any trouble over dis I'm'a come find you an' sen' you off to see if I'm right." Den she look at my big brother Reynard an' tell him to drive the priest into town and get him to a doctor.
"An' I'm'a tell you what, dat priest never said another word on the subject of de homosexuality."
As the table laughed Jimmy Claude sat back and bathed in the appreciation of his audience. As the laughter was dying down Karen said, "Well Jimmy Claude, I'm honored that I remind you of your Aunt Jeanette."
In Jimmy Claude's eyes the twinkling light of 'I-got-you' shone. "Oh no chere, you done got me wrong, you remin' me o' Polly Ann... I done tolded you, Aunt Jeanette was aBIG ol' girl..."
There was little doubt in the restaurant that night as to which table had laughed the loudest.
* * * * *
As the group made their way back to the limo, on the very edge of running late for their appointment at Carmine's, each and every one of them had a black card with "Jimmy Claude's" and a phone number on it, printed in gold.
"So, we all passed," Patricia said.
"Yep," Carol replied, "not that I had any doubts, but it's nice to see it validated."
"I cannot believe I walked into that," Karen said, grinning.
"I can," Patricia answered, hugging her partner close to her. "You're Harry's partner; you're a natural straight man."
"Hey, I resemble that remark... well, all except for the 'straight' part... and the 'man' part..."
If there had been such a competition, they would've won loudest group in the parking lot as well.
- COMMENTS
Hmanlitalmost 5 years agoAfter reading all of this series 4 or 5 times, and a bit of deep searching on the internet I finally found where to go for the rest.
There's a big chunk of more story available at storiesonline.net At least another 33 chapter's worth. Search for Oil of Roses. And it looks like there's another follow up story with the title Oil of Roses -- Behind the Wall of Thorns.
However I'm not sure even that's complete. There's an email in the Yahoo Groops (link to it's in his bio page) that indicates he might not be posting there, and that anything new is on his Patreon page. Patreon.com/jimreader .
I don't know if he's got more content on free yet or not, I've not yet spent for the Patreon access.
Anonymousover 5 years agoThis is a great story but needs to be continued, or finished. Why do so many literotica authors just drop stories without an ending - especially after multiple chapters. Your fans may be loyal to your stories...but you are not being fair to your fans!! BTW, I have tried many times to acquired an account but the system never follows through...so I have to submit my comments under anonymous.
nwianabout 6 years agoI spend a week reading 32 chapters and then it just stops - what a waste of time - good story but needs finishing!!!
JasonRTayloralmost 8 years agoAnd, not only concluded but even continued in a sequel at:
http://storiesonline.net/a/Fillmore
You're welcome :)
Morionover 9 years agoIt is a shame this story never continued to completion. The writing is fantastic. Hilarious most of the time, but with its moments of sexy, sad, and heartfelt joy. I love all the characters and enjoyed reading their story.
