Pea Pod - The Return

"Hell, I'm not a man, and I wish I could tell people a giant Amazon warrior kicked my butt, not a skinny blonde! Is that why she was so god awful fast?"

"Little Windy is the culmination of a thousand years of martial arts training. She could have stomped Andre the Giant! I personally, have seen her put her delicate little fist through twelve inches of solid concrete!"

Tess paled significantly, "You mean when I... she could have...?"

"Yup, but I made her promise not to hurt you!"

"Shit! Would you tell her I'm sorry? I shouldn't have tried to..."

"Yes. Don't worry Windy is a sweet girl and doesn't hold a grudge. She is one hell of a great friend to have! I would say that, even if she wasn't my wife!"

"My head really hurts. I thought you just said she is your wife," Tess was rubbing her aching head.

"It is a long story, and the next time we have time I'll tell you, but I did say Windy is one of my twenty two wives," I added, "The real reason I'm here is to apologize and to warn you about the Ambassador. I have it on good authority that he beats Marilynn. He better not, while on Ka'an. Windy has her Amazons watching him, and even though I am her husband/wife and Queen, I might not be able to keep something unfortunate from happening to him. You need to know that if the Amazons start to move on him, don't get in the way! I will be his only hope at that point. If you think fighting one Amazon it tough, know this, there are only three non-Amazons in our party, and one of those is an ex-Secret Service Agent."

Her eyes widened again.

"Just so you don't have to guess, Erica is the Secret Service Agent. The other very feminine one in our party."

"Duty or no Duty, if he raises his hand to Marilynn, you can have him!" she assured me, "It's not as if I could stop a bunch of giant Amazons all by myself anyway!" she chuckled and then grabbed her hurting head.

"Here, take this and drink it. It is safe, and will make your head feel better. Windy made it special for you," I handed her a little bottle with a cork stopper in it.

"I won't get stoned or anything will I?"

"Nah, the girls don't have hardly any good drugs, darn it!" I grinned broadly.

"You know, you are a real nice lady, Dolly. Thanks for coming over. I thought today was the worst day of my life up until now. Now I think it is looking like it might be one of the best! I made friends with a Queen, had my ass kicked by an Amazon, and I think we might become good friends too! You are right, it is a mighty strange universe!"

"You wouldn't hit me if I hug you, would you?"

"What? And get all busted up when Windy found out? NEVER!" she laughed.

She grabbed me and hugged me good, "Damn Dolly, pardon me for noticing, but I think I like to hug girls with big boobs... Damn! I sound like the Ambassador!"

"It's okay Tess, my wives have learned to appreciate them too!" I giggled and hugged her back.

I wiggled my way back to our side of the camp and Erica asked, "Consorting with the enemy?"

"I destroy my enemy, when I make her my friend," I quoted.

Erica looked blankly back.

"Abraham Lincoln said that, I was just borrowing it."

She still looked puzzled.

"I just went over and made nice with Tess. She says that if the Ambassador touches Marilynn, she won't see a thing that happens to him."

"Really? Wow, you are good girl!" she smiled and patted me on the back.

"That and she thinks you're cute..."

"She said that? Are you pulling my leg? She thinks I'm pretty?"

"I told her you were already taken..."

"You little..." she said and chased me all the way back to the ATV, the two of us laughing the whole time.

"Nice work Dolly! I was kind of concerned that Tess might hold a grudge after our training session," Windy told me during a warm hug. "By the way, what was in the bottle?"

"Children's Liquid Motrin. There was enough for about three doses for me, so if she drinks it all, her headache will go away in about twenty minutes."

"Well thank you for making her think it was me who gave it to her. I do have something that would make her head feel better, but she would probably feel a little goofy for a while too."

"Could you get some for me?"

"No time for fun, we have business to attend to," she escorted me to my ATV, Erica and I climbed aboard, and we were on our way.

We wound our way down the foothills to the outskirts of the city, where we camped for lunch.

Tess meandered over with one of the other Marines, "Hi Dolly! I want you to meet Glenda. She doesn't believe you are a Queen, amongst other things I told her." Tess moved to me and held out those long arms of hers, so I slipped in for a hug.

I moved to Glenda and hugged her too, to her shock and amazement, "Nice to meet you Glenda! I have a hard time believing I'm a Queen too, so don't feel bad!"

"Who doesn't believe that Dolly Gift From God Gordon, is Queen of all Ka'an?" Meka asked, walking up to the small group assembling.

"Tess, I want you to meet, High Priestess Meka Gordon, my wife. Meka, this is Sergeant Dix, and Corporal Glenda..." I introduced the two ladies.

"Cosgrove ma'am. Glenda Lynn Cosgrove, I am thrilled to death to meet you ladies! Oh, god! I know a Queen and a High Priestess! My mother is going to faint dead away!" Glenda had her hand over her upper chest like she was trying to keep it from bursting out.

"Wait till I tell my cousins I know a real Marine too!" I giggled.

"Dolly!" Gwen, Meka, and Erica admonished.

"I'm sorry, it is hard for a guy to realize he is a queen!"

Glenda nearly fainted, "There is no way any guy has hooters that big!"

"Well, I wouldn't if I was still a guy!" I teased her.

"You! You are the one they told us about in the briefing! The guy who had his... ah... well... the guy that got turned into a woman!" her hand flew to hide her open mouth.

"Damn! I knew this skirt didn't fit like it used to!"

"Wait a minute, are you sure she is talking about you? You aren't the only guy around here that happened to you know!" Erica piped in.

"Whoops! Somebody catch her!" I warned.

Tess was doubled over laughing at Glenda, so she couldn't do it. It was a good thing Windy was there!

We all looked at each other, so I said, "Old jungle cure?"

Tess wasn't in on it but when we all lay down around Glenda, Tess took off at a fast trot, "I have to get a picture of this!"

She made it back in time to snap off two pictures before Glenda started to come around, "Weird dream... Two hotties claiming to be men..."

"Oh, we may be really pretty, but we aren't a dream Glenda. So don't you go and faint again!" I whispered to her.

"Bobby? You smell like a Girl! What the hell are you wearing, man?" Glenda groggily asked.

"Just a touch of Channel, do you like it?" I whispered.

"Dolly? Wha... How did I get here?" she stammered.

"You fainted and we were keeping you warm and helping you to wake up slowly. Do you feel better now?"

"The two hottest looking girls, are actually men!" she tried to get a look at Dolly's crotch to verify that statement.

"Close, but no cigar! The two hottest looking girls are actually girls, who used to be men. Does that make sense?"

"Girls who used to be men. The briefing! They said we were the only one's allowed to go to Ka'an because men would be turned into women if they came here. They said it was a plant that does it but I didn't really believe it. The Lieutenant that briefed us didn't sound like he believed it either," she mumbled coming around slowly.

"Glenda, my name was Eric, I was a Secret Service Agent before I was ordered to sneak onto Ka'an and reconnoiter. I go by Erica now. Believe me Glenda, there is a Pea Pod, it does make men into women, and they become the kind of women that they desire. It takes five days and when it spits you out... well Dolly and I are what walks out of one," Erica explained carefully, but gently and with a smile.

"Damn! Do you think one of them would take a girl...?" she asked ogling Erica.

Everyone laughed.

"Sorry, they want the Y chromosome and you don't have one. But that is a really sweet compliment Glenda," I told her with a hug.

"Men get all the luck! I always wished to be smaller and prettier with bigger boobs and you just get eaten by a Pea Pod and it is handed to you on a platter!" her lower lip stuck out far enough you could sit on it.

"Look at it this way Glenda, at least you don't have to look in a mirror all of the time and want to do yourself with what you don't have anymore!" I told her seriously.

"Darn, like if I was turned into a well hung stud... I would want to have myself screwed by me, but I couldn't... well at least not where I would want to be," she rationalized, "Oh, you poor thing!"

She had me in a bear hug that had me quivering up and down my body like little electric shocks were going through me. My knees went weak and I started to pant like a puppy in the family car.

"Careful there Glenda, you have a stick of dynamite in your arms and if you keep that up she just might go off!" Meka cautioned her. "Oops, I better help her down."

Meka took me from the shocked Glenda's arms.

"Whew! Just in time Meka! She wiggles when she hugs!" I complained.

"You loved every second of it!" Meka correctly stated, "But I'm not jealous, you can invite her to our next orgy if you care to dear wife." Meka was grinning like the cat that ate the canary.

"You trying to get her in trouble, Meka? She would get discharged if they found out that she likes girls, as stupid as that sounds. Unless you plan to recruit her from the Marines that is..." I giggled and squirmed in her arms.

"Darn, is she serious?" Glenda asked me.

"Sure, Meka loves to share! She knows that our souls are bound together, so she does not get jealous. The thing she loves to see the most is her loved ones happy, so if a little romp in the hay makes me happy, she will even set it up! She will ask to play too, or at least to watch, I think she gets almost as much out of watching me orgasm as I do when I orgasm."

"Well honey, if I were to swing in that direction, you would be the one to turn my head. You're sweeter than most girls I have ever met, and you seem to like being sexy!" Glenda enthused.

"My that is flattering! Well if either of you lovely ladies wants help dealing with Ka'an, or something on this trek, don't hesitate to call. I mean anything too, if you just want to talk, my wives and I are pretty good listeners," I offered. Having the marines as friends on this journey could ward off some of the potential confrontations later.

"Before you ladies head back to your duties," Meka stopped them, "I want you to know that as far as the people of Ka'an are concerned, Dolly is our most valued treasure! If anything should threaten her, do not stand between the Amazons and her, they will not hesitate to go right through you, should she be threatened. I felt you should know how we feel about Dolly, for your own safety and that of your Ambassador's."

Both Tess and Glenda's eyes grew wide as they looked from Meka down to little me.

"I think I agree Meka," was Tess's reply, as she and her companion returned to their duties.

We traveled a little farther along the trail until the sun neared the horizon and then we made camp once again.

We invited Tess and Glenda back to watch a movie with us on the DVD player in my ATV. We watched Miss Congeniality, for some reason I can relate to what that girl went through. (That and I happen to know from a friend on San Juan Island who has seen her in person, she is short like I am.)

We even had microwave popcorn, and cold sodas. The Ambassador and his men weren't invited, cause they couldn't partake of the goodies anyway... stuck in that ATV of theirs.

I did get Marilynn away from Theo for a brief respite and she seemed a lot more at ease than when last I talked to her.

"Dolly, those Amazons of yours are amazing! They even freaked Theo out! Your little Windy is a lean mean fighting machine!" she enthused.

"Naw! Windy is a sweet loving girl, who wouldn't hurt a fly! She just has a maternal instinct that is very dangerous when aroused..." I giggled.

"Anyway, thank her for me please, she made me feel safe for the first time in months," she squeezed my elbow to indicate how much it meant to her.

"You are most welcome Marilynn Blatherwick, it was my pleasure," Windy told her from ten feet away.

"Wow, Windy has great hearing!" Marilynn exclaimed!

"Amazons are spooky sometimes. Windy is the best of them, so I have come to expect, nothing escapes her notice. It's like having Wonder Woman around."

"If she steps into an invisible airplane, I am going to faint dead away!" Marilynn exclaimed.

"You and me both sister!"

"God! I love it when you call me sister! I don't know why but from you it is special, like you mean it more than any other girl I have ever known!"

"I'm really nobody special Marilynn, I am just a guy who was thrust into these circumstances. I am just doing what is best for the ones I love and the people who are special to me. What else would anyone do?"

"My ass! You are too humble hon.. Nobody here thinks that way except you! You are special, just because you give theses women hope. You know what they need and you see that they get it. There is nothing more that anyone could require from their queen," she stated, "So if they want to revile you for it, you should let them!"

"I realize that they need a heroine, but I have a hard time seeing myself in that role."

"No one else does, so you are the hope of an entire planet! Talk about pressure!" she giggled at my predicament.

"Thanks, I'm glad you defined it so well for me! Now would you like to stick bamboo under my fingernails too?" I replied sarcastically.

"Sorry Dolly, but I do tend to ramble sometimes, a trait that has not endeared me to Theo in the least!" Marilynn replied sadly.

"You are dear to me Marilynn, so who cares what Theo thinks? I want to make sure that those who I love are safe from harm, and that includes you. At this time you are totally safe from any kind of harm, should Theo loose his cool, he would find himself badly beaten by an Amazon," I told her.

"That would destroy his self esteem. I can't think of anything better than that happening to him either!" she stated with obvious venom.

"Do you want Theo to succumb to an accident during this expedition Marilynn?" I asked, know full well what the answer would be.

"If he comes home peeing sitting down, I would be the happiest woman in both worlds!" she stated.

"Done and done," I told her, "What will the state department have to say when they get back a girl instead of a macho pig?"

"I think they will figure that Ka'an is a very dangerous place for anyone with a cock! Maybe they will catch on and assign a woman to be Ambassador to Ka'an!" she surmised.

"You believe in the Easter Bunny too don't you?" I asked her while giggling.

"Don't you?" she asked.

"Of course I do! I believe in everything! I have proof that whatever you think is impossible may not be!" I told her not believing totally what I said, but having sufficient reason for saying it.

"I can believe that! In your place I think I would be very open-minded as well! Who would believe that a man could be made... well you know what I mean..."

"Well not that it means anything, but I have always tried to think outside of the box. I don't want to have paradigms restrict my creativity!" I stated emphatically!

"Well, as far as I can see your paradigms are as open as the sky! Your horizons are so vast that no one on Earth could envision them! There isn't anything that could be said to be a certainty on this world! I only hope that the advances available on this world will not destroy ours!" Marilynn surmised.

"That has been a concern of mine. Meka says though that we have nothing to worry about, anything that is so advanced that it could harm Earth, is too advanced for us to figure out! Oops, for them to figure out! I keep forgetting now, that I am Ka'anian, not of Earth!" I stated, almost shocked at the statement myself.

"Does that mean I can understand it now Meka, but before I wouldn't have been able to?" I puzzled.

"Yes sweetheart, you are now easily twice as smart as you were when you arrived here," she admitted, "Does that trouble you?"

"Kind of, I had a genius IQ before the change. I don't feel all that much smarter. If I'm smarter, how come I giggle so much?" I reasoned.

"Being giggly does not preclude being smart dear one. You are smarter and gigglier, sexier, sweeter, prettier, shorter, bustier, and your vision has improved. Need I go on?" Meka patted my bottom, "I love all of what you are now and all of what you were before!" Then she kissed me and it made my day.

"So we are in no danger of harming ourselves with advanced technology here?" Marilynn stated, trying to confirm what she thought she heard.

"Well, I wouldn't say that. You are in no danger of understanding our technology, however you can harm yourself by attempting to use what you do not understand," Meka explained, "So I would not recommend that you toy with things you do not understand."

"Maybe I can convince Theo to play with some of it," Marilynn giggled.

"I doubt we can stop him, but we will warn him, so our consciences are clear!" Meka informed her, with a wink.

After the movie we went our separate ways, Ka'anians to our grouped ATVs and Earthers to theirs.

Gwen let me spell out the alphabet with my tongue on her pussy for over half and hour before I was attacked by some of the others and screaming out my own orgasms.

Shopping

We decided to leave the camp set up and just advance with some of the ATVs into the beginnings of the City.

We passed by several small dwellings, which looked like a cross between stucco and stone blocks. There were stylings of a distinct southwest flavor overlaid with a Mayan motif.

There were occasionally large long buildings with slanted sides and flat tops, which had my curiosity piqued, "Meka, what are those buildings? Should we check them out?"

"They will be mostly market places Dolly, but just for curiosities sake, we will stop and investigate one. It should be very educational if nothing else," she began steering the ATV towards the nearest one.

Everyone else followed along. I had informed the Ambassador's party what we were doing.

The Ambassador was more than happy to visit a store. I bet he was looking for the sporting goods, or the electronic equipment sections!

We all slipped through the door that Windy had forced open for us, (After Tess and one of her Marines tried to force it open.) and started down the aisle. The men were all wearing their Environment suits and sounding like walking Iron lungs.

We were searching around the mostly empty aisles, I expect that as the cities services shut down, most of the useful items were scavenged from the stores, so there wasn't much to find.

I ran across a little box with slips of paper that could be slid in a slot, "Meka, what is this little gizmo?"

"Educational videos I believe. They are slipped in like this and the unit is turned on here. If the energy cell has retained its charge, we should see..."

Suddenly there was a small three-dimensional girl standing on the box speaking the native Ka'anian language. (I have learned quite a lot of it now.) Translated it was a cooking demonstration, so when she turned to the counter that her ingredients were on, they appeared just as she had.

"Oh my! That is wonderful! Can we take it with us?"

"Wait, I'll go get my credit card..." Meka teased.

"Okay, okay, so I have moral compunctions against taking things that do not belong to me... sue me!" I groused.

"I am glad you are that way, Dolly, but you are the Queen of Ka'an, everything belongs to you, your subjects would be delighted to give it to you were they alive to do so," Meka assured me.