All Comments on 'She Said, She Said'

When she "threw herself on me" --- he needed to continue the momentum placing her across his lap and spank her butt very red in front of all while he berates her for the devious 'scheme', giving a clear message to Marge, Deb and others.

Couldn't stop laughing.

That was fantastic! I'm still smiling and chuckling. My face hurts!!!

Bloody brilliant, funny story about a wife trying to trick her husband into taking her for a holiday in Hawaii (beautiful place) Loved it. I laughed and cracked a fat reading it! I loved the wife's response to His horn. I should get Him drunk more often. Thanks for sharing this Fantastic story with us! Love you all! GREG. OH 100 % OF READING ENJOYMENT BYE.

I've read it before, but I neglected to compliment you on a fine story. If the stories being written now were half this good, I would be one happy girl. You are, most certainly, the man. Funny, sexy, nicely written, the total package. Randi.

and that's a very high standard indeed! I enjoy it every time.

Thanks,

ohio

I never know, when I start one of your tales, if it will be a howler or not -- and that's part of the fun of dipping into your stuff!

Nice setup and delivery, with a delightful little zapper at the end....laughed all the way to Maui!

Thanks again for a fun time!

"Shit! Everybody, get out of the room," instructed Steve. "Marge, that goes for you and Debbie, too. I don't know what the hell you two were doing watching Dan laying pipe like a man possessed, but give them some privacy! The guy is a fucking machine!"

~ Priceless! I haven't seen/heard the expression "laying pipe" in a coon's age!

Fun story with plotting wife ends up getting the pipe laid and,her trip to Hawaii!

~ 5 ~

and totally funny

I enjoyed it

How would Nicole expect him to hear the conversation about Hawaii when she knew he had set of to get a part.Also,why pay Debbie several hundred dollars for her part.This money would have paid for a trip to Hawaii,so why does she need Dan to finance it?

LMAO.....

Lost a star for her bogus "I hoped that if he heard" bullshit! As I think has been said, maybe by me, if she even THOUGHT that he heard, why go through with the plan?

Isn’t that some shorthand way people used to use to express how funny something was? I know this is one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read, on the ‘net or anywhere else. HDK, pay no attention to the nitpickers and naysayers, this story is just Funny. As. Hell. Period.Thanks for posting it here. I wish I could give it Ten stars.

Agree with last comment ,the ending is definitely far fetched.

Great story telling. Thanks for sharing.

You are the absolute king of the humorous loving wife stories. This was a good one.

I love reading your loving wife stories wit a funny plot. Keep on writing!

How could she expect Dan to hear the conversation when he was on his way for the parts.They didn't know he had come back.?

Sorry. I just can't appreciate a fool like that.

If your husband loves you, why can't you just ask him to take you to Hawaii. A disappointing story.

GREAT FUN READ AS ALMOST ALWAYS, SHAME SOME READERS HAVE THE NEED OF A HUMOUR TRANSFUSION, JUST 5⭐️, Thanks P.

HDK

I must admit to enjoying this tale. I appreciated the fact that you created a humorous plot which was a hell of a much needed break from some of the more depressingly serious submissions on LW. Thanks for the laugh!

"I want him to want to take me there." - Doesn't guilting him into doing it kind of defeating that purpose?

The "little blue pills" are expensive, you don't just hand them out like they're vitamins or aspirin.

As has been said before, her claim that she "knew" he was over-hearing them is bogus.

Great story! I laughed all the way through it, especially at the comments about parts guys. I'm lucky, a cousin owns the auto parts house in our town, and we have a great plumbing company (woman owned and mostly women plumbers) who not only know what to do but actually give same day service.

ON OUR DISHWASHER! get your brain out of the gutter.

...great fun. This writer pulls off a real winner every once in a while and this is one of them. Four stars.

Reading again. One of the best at the humorous story. This is a good one.

i guess she got her wish

She can't know he is going to forget something,so that he can over hear her talking.

Sweet Jesus, Crouching Tiger! One supreme sacrifice after another.

Great story

That was one funny story. I laughed at the liberties he was taking when he was supposed completely out of it. 5 stars

Wish there were more light hearted writers like HDK and Britease...

Really great humorous story.

Now this is humourous! And very well conceived and written. Thank you HDK, this is more the thing expected of you.5*s.

Couldn't stop laughing! the plot was good and the writing excellent; loved your humourous description of events as they occurred.One of the really good stories on this site. Thank you HDK. 5*s, of course.

Almost Hitchcock ending.

The story part of this was pretty good, but the lack of communications by his wife was terrible. I can't believe the length she would go rather than just say "honey let's go t Hawaii".

He should marry Debbie

A Bridge Too Far...

Ok, twists are good, even a double twist, if well reasoned and written. Which means right up to when hubby cums in his wife.

But a triple twist? Virtually impossible to pull off. And this one fell flat on it's face. What was great became an infantile farce. Ain't buying it. 2 stars...

so putting aside the fact that the wife just didn't once again say "take me to Hawaii" and plans this scheme she is in no way angry that he felt up her best friend and was eating the other neighbors pussy? She now knows he was faking being drunk.

I just can’t understand why people expect lit stories to be realistic. Good one HDK!

She just asks me if we can go to Hawaii and I book it, the way in the story seems like a lot more fun.

Exceptionally stupid premise.

Should have divorced her and gone to Hawaii by himself.

You speak the truth in your 04/18/21 comment. Bull's Eye statement, friend.

HDK, I enjoy the oldies as well as the newer ballads.

Keep 'em comin'.

Low score. I know its a fantasy but the logic of a loving wife trying to get her husband to think he cheated to get a trip rather then just asking for it or banging him into it is off the wall.

Pretty funny but I don't think a lying, conniving wife deserves to go to Hawaii. Or anywhere else except maybe divorce court.

leave her ass in hawaii.

Who cares about how logical this was? It was a great, funny story. 5 stars looking for 10. cd

Nice fun little tale

Conniving bitch wants to set up husband for a trip to Hawaii. AND he actually books the trip. Not angry at wife for the setup? Waste of time reading. 1 star -- Bob

She got her trip, and he got to taste some young pussy. She definitely paid for that stupid stunt

Just another stupid husband story. This is just horrible. Do you really think all men are this weak minded and gullible? Come on man.

Wonderful story, very entertaining.

Thanks for the effort.

I guess the silly wench isn't grown enough to, say maybe, COMMUNICATE with her husband?!

That was BEAUTIFUL11111111

Dan should watch out. He STILL got effectively manipulated!

Still pretty funny though.

fuck the nasty cunt and take debbie in her place .

What a bitch, she reamed you out for asking her to make a pie for poker night. But she thinks it's fine to loan you out all the time.

Bitch…. It should have been divorce papers, and not a trip.

Normal wife plotting to get what she wants without thinking anything could go wrong.

Well a good laugh, nice story, nicely thought out romp.

Too fucked up to be good. 3 stars. At least it wasn’t a cuck story.

Bill S.

Hoisted on his own petard

Cute farce. No cheating. Just scheming with a back fire. Her other comments make it clear she loves him. And she has tried to get him to take her to Hawaii over the past year. Of course it is a farce. Essentially an episode of "I love Lucy" with a lot of sex involved.

Shoulda impaled poor Deb, she needed some dick too

Just dump her for being a scheming bitch!

So, his wife is a lying, manipulative bitch and seems he's OK with that.

Not a cheater (well they all say that don't they, right up until they are) but certainly a scheming, selfish bitch that would go to great lengths to get what she wants, even setting up her own husband to make it look like he has betrayed her in a most cruel way. Honestly I think that's worse. I wish them well.

Hilarious farce. The last few lines give it away. BardnotBard

Happy to not be married to either spouse in that couple. They, however, seem to be well suited for each other - just an observation, not a value judgement. Hawaii should be an interesting trip for them both.

Dan's response at the end should be: "We'll see." He took this whole scenario pretty well, all things considered. Most guys in that situation would probably have filed for divorce if they knew that their spouse was capable of tricking them into thinking they had betrayed them in such a cruel way.

The sad thing is, in my experience, most females are at least this manipulative when they really want something. At least she's not a cheater. Silver lining I guess.