All Comments on 'Sweetie, Please - I MUST Not Cum!'

would be a first step in helping to cure whatever you have.

I'll have what he's having lol

Sure, its fantasy, but well written and quite entertaining. What boy didn't have dreams of growing a huge cock? This was fun entertainment!

now for the wishful thinking of what cant be, TK U MLJ LV NV

First, I gave it a Four. I thought it was original and cute and well-written! BUT, it belongs in HUMOR or FANTASY. Old story ... be careful what you wish for, it just might come true!

Has this man's vesicula semen changed place with his pacreas????? Pancreas could produce such volume fluid, but living sperm cells would be dead.

Great story funny as hell and well written. Thanks for sharing this very entertaining story.

you need to share out whatever drugs your on dude thats all i gotta say

... and I'd add that it's nice to see fantastical measurements brought to the point where the reader knows it's mean't to be farce.

Not sure if this is the correct category for this story, but what the hell....

Looking forward to your growth as an author.

ummm......A+ for creativity!!

I loved this story. I especially liked how Sharon kept making her husband cum even when he didn't want to. I loved how she and Luann were so excited by his enormous cock that all they could think about was growing it bigger.

I was just a tad dissappointed by the ending. I had really hoped that Luann's "device" wouldn't work. In fact, what I was really hoping was that Luann just lied about the "device" to stop the man from worrying about his cock getting bigger, so she could trick him into letting her and Sharon grow it.

Still, great story!

Try tying a knot in it :P

I ran across an old Men's magazine up in the actic of my grandparent's home. I vividly remember a 6-page layout about sideshows in a South American carnival show. There was a woman who had sex with a burro. But I was truly fascinated by the young man who's dick hung down to his knees. In none of the pictures was it completely hard. In one picture was a sign proclaiming "$500 to the lady who can make me FULLY ERECT!" And there was a picture of eight naked women lying at his feet while yet another began to disrobe. A man with tears pouring ran for the exit. The women at his feet had a completely 'just-been-blissfully-fucked

' look on their faces. This was long before photo shopping came into existence.

I Really liked it! Does that make me weird?

Funny

But no relief in sight

5 STARS ! Funniest story I've read on this site . I just have one request . Please whatever else you do , PLEASE send me some of what you're smokin' !

5/5. Best story I've ever read in my life makes me cum so much and hard. I'm stuck on it right now meaning I can't or don't want to cum to anything else. I loved it. All of it. Wonder how long I'm going to be stuck.

Can we get a sequel?