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Once, she craved the smell of ass and so had us eat black beans, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, and chicken three days in a row. Needless to say, after the first day, the house was bathing in the strong, trenchant aroma of ass that she was looking for. Another time, she had me abstain from ejaculating for a whole week, and then she had me ejaculate six times within a 24 hour period -- once every four hours on the hour -- (to the point where my sides were hurting) and preserved the semen that I ejaculated into a small glass bottle. The second day, she made us salad and used my semen as dressing (though she mixed it with oil and vinegar to give it body).

This paragraph is one the funniest I have ever read, it got me good. The poor bastard.

This happens to some women, and pity the poor husband.

I have been hearing so much about you from my friend Phillip! I am married to a woman that does not fuck me anymore so I do not feel sorry for you at all. I wish my wife was exactly like you!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to be taken to all the areas she is trying to explore. Masturbate every four hours...damn I'd love to do that in front of my wife! Farts, pregnant women. Buying DVD of others and how they satisfy themselves it so damn sweet! I think you need to find some real boy toys for her and let her fuck until she is satisfied and then do it all over again. you are lucky to have her! go for it! Ken

Oy Vey, Pat. You bring such joy to an old man's heart.