by blaster666
Hiding behind his locked bed room door is such a great way to expand the characters personality. Loved that ending. Keep this thing rolling.
Why not just make him have a three foot long cock? Every hot guy has a horse cock that will never fit in any women. What is the purpose?
I am sure that you will not come back to read this, BUT didn't you read the opening italics? It tells us that it will be a story of enormous proportions!
But I am doing this so maybe others will get the humor of this!
To Balster 666 thanks for a fun trip though incest land
" "
11 inch cock? 36EEE boobs? I just stopped. Write something at least a little reasonable.
You idiots that are complaining. He told you from the beginning the was a bit of rubbish. From preposterous body parts etc. If you are going to complain about crap that, if you had read the intro, you would have known, I am not wrong in calling you idiots.
Now I had fun reading it. I do look forward to more of the story, no matter how unbelievable it is.....
Loved every sentence of it. It doesn't have to makes sense and doesn't need to be realistic - just needs to be heaps of fun, and that's what it is.
If someone has a problem with the size here, just mentally substitute it for something more realistic.
No really a 5 but I gave it that because of all the 'pencil dick' comments. I'll the next chapter.
.keep on going
.make chapter longer
Well that was a lot of fun!!! Though please, PLEASE, never say dick snot again! Ewwwwww!!!
For all you that think an 11 inch cock isn't real, let me tell you a true story. In my sisters senior class it was discovered that one guy (skinny as a rail) had a cock that was rumored to be 11 inches. Once one of the girls tried him out (painfully she remarked) and told of her experience other girls lined up to give it a try. My sister saw it but says she was scared to give it a try. So huge dicks exist and the lucky guy gets plenty of use.
Oh I should also mention about Mr. 11, he usually only got to use 7 inches of it, rarely did he find a woman that could take it all. Also few came back for a second go.