All Comments on 'What to Do With a Drunken Sailor'

You are such a messed up writer. One time you can write a story about a wife cheating then a husband getting revenge. Then you can write a story about a wimp cuckold getting fucked over by his wife. And you can write anything in between. Which writer is the real you? I have read your history and you have stated that you have been married 5 or six times is it? Have you ever wondered why? Anyway this is just another slut story from you where the husband gets turned on by thinking about fucking his skank wife. And just like your other slut wife stories she will suck and fuck anyone and anything to get what she wants.

come on bob you are better than this. You took a good storyline and let it go to hell

I did not like the actions of the wife or husband but thought that they were well done and that there was a nice twist at the end. After all if he does decide to share his wife then he is no longer a cuckold. He certainly was not a cuckold wimp in the initial event, putting the screws to the sailor as soon as he discovered, though obviously he was an involuntary cuckold in the case. My memory says Peter, Paul and Mary for the presentation of the music, but I remember singing this one while drunk at many parties in the fifties and sixties. It was classified as "an aulde English aire".

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Well, I'm not sure there IS a real Bob. There have been so many stories told in so may styles -- mostly changing knowledge of grammatical and punctuation basics -- that I sometimes wonder if the moniker is just a catch-all for several people.

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As to this story, the guy showed balls -- until the end. I did wonder about how she remembered so clearly what happened through the alcohol haze, but it turned out she was lying. What is her reward: she gets what she wanted. Chad had her number all along. Frankly keeping him out for succumbing to her wiles seems a little problematic. Also, what kind of signal does this send to his buddies? They get to do what they just fucked over another guy for doing.

Now this is the Bob that writes about wimps and whores, this is the real bob, the one I would like to meet and take his miserable life, ever so slowly..........bob, I know I've said it before, but eat shit and die.

sometimes bob comes up with a good one sometimes he doesn't. The husband and his friends should have beaten the sailor and gang banged Linda with video. Then he should have kicked out his whoring wife for lying to him. If he wants he can see her as a fuck buddy and whore but why stay married to such a slut? Just my thoughts

Your fans still love you. They just can't stay away from you, always come back for more. Isn't it fun, knowing they're angry and frustrated. One wants to re-write your story, one wishes you would expire while eating dung, one thinks you're more than one person and one complains of to great a variance in your cheating stories. I just enjoy reading your feedback. Very entertaining. Hang in there and keep churning out the trashy stories. ML

After writing a few good stories I thought you showed some redeeming qualities, but, I was wrong. I quess a leapord never change it's spots. You're still the same mindless twit.

this shit to ever happen without some serious consequences. As we have stated before - 98.9% of what JPB spews is "dog shit, wimp husband and slut wife garbage" but the 1.1% that is non-wimp is pretty darn good stuff.

A Waste of a subhuman submissive wimpish mind who could be elsewhere but wants the negative comments to feed his need for male humiliation.<P>

bobie just yearns for scorn - well as a wimp into pimping momie to watch his mum get fucked by his bastard son - now that excites him enough to jack off.<P>

The grosser the better eh bobie - anything to piss off the readers - well except for the really sick one's like yourself.<P>

So what's next bobie - with a jaded shot numb libido it just takes more and more absurdity to get it up eh. Then when you run out of the below human convention fetishes whatcha gonna do?

'What Shall We Do With The Drunken Sailor' is a sea shanty, which was sung by the 'Olde Mariners' as they worked on the deck. It would also have been used to accompany a 'Hornpipe' (a dance) during periods of relaxation - when they were to be found.

Liked your new writing style, but a wimp story only gets you twenty five.

You can write way better than this.

You all missed the point! Old Just made it clear that the hubby got clipped and left her fertile, so what happens after she is gangbanged for a night and a day by two guys? Kate gets pregnant, so stay tuned for the next "intriguing?" issue of Rob and Kate and how she missed pregancy with Chad and Frank (maybe), but then gets Blacked at the gangbang prepared by hubby and turns up with an African American baby for "lucky" Rob to raise and explain to family and friends (if any are left by then). Of course JPB never pays any attention to the realities of life and writes for his own gross entertainment.

Who are you rednecks that get upset about a story where a wife cheats on a porn site. The sex is hot the rest is unimportant.. Do you feel guilty about your arousel ?

Sorry, the ending spoiled it for me. I don't see why the threat against Chad (and Frank) if they simply fulfilled his fantasy of having Kate get gang banged? Our macho hero who hunts, plays golf, plays cards, and won't take shit is now planning to let his wife experience six men at poker night? And of course, none of the men are married, or maybe they have their wives' permission to get some strange? This story really makes little sense.

Sorry, but fucking two stupids bareback and he lets her scotty´s free?No way...(even with a gangbang fantasy)

First Linda says they did nothing wrong. Fucking a drunk woman who is unable to knowlingly consent is rape, the whole crowd could be brought up on rape charges. So yes something wrong was done. His wife intentionally fucked both guys, she is a total slut and unfaithful wife. Next she intentionally had sex with her husband after the episode without going thru medical testing for HIV and the otehr diseases she could have acquired, any thought of her loving her husband dies at this point. Yeah I know it would have required her to immediately have told her husband since the testing would have taken about a year to be adequate. A year is a long time to go without sex with yoru wife because she is a slut but it is a safe thing to do. Lastly he turns his wife into the group cum dump, good revenge for him but again were I the husband I would never fuck her again. This story is to messed up on two many levers, if the wife knows her sensitivtty to alcohol why did she drink that much, totally irresponsible. Sounds like she belongs in AA. Put bluntly I am glad as hell that isnt my wife, nor the wife of a friend of mine that invited me over to play cards them offered his wife as a cum depository. He may want to put her on birth control if he keeps this up and her professional business life is about over.

. The story stinks but to many others have already told you that.

J.P.B. well written piece of shit.

cant understand why he didnt fuck linda and let his friends fuck her also...seems like a nice payment to make the sister of the man that fucked your wife your personal slave and if the other guy has a sister i think she should also become a part of his harem....it would take a lot of fucking to pay back having my wife have sex with other men....either taht or say a feew thousand dollars to help me forget....well shit he can sell the sisters and make money off them...if they dont like it shit they obviously dont want there brothers around any more....as for his wife id glue her cunt shut and see wha tshe did till it loosened up enough to even piss through....id make it so she had to piss through her ass at least for a while

Not your best work by a long shot JPB.

A commenter said "well written piece of shit." True. Another in the long line of fuck anybody, anytime, screw the consequences...pretty much the epitome of what isn't involved in a marriage which would have a loving wife in it...which this does not.

wow what a bunch of cry babies here. i personally loved the story and i will never understand why people with negative opinions feel they have to chime in. If you are asked it is one thing but to bash unsolicited is something different. I liked the story because the man shows he wants his wife's pleasure to come first but has no intention of being a cuckold. i am as i type this looking for the sequel. May even make one up for myself if i cant find it. thanks bob and ignore the asses and keep typing i read for enjoyment not to critique. If i don't like a story look for another (duh). sorry i had to vent a little.

Let's look at what happened. She went to a party, got drunk and crazy and when a couple guys showed up she was all over them, all night. The next day, when sober, she's all over them all day. <br><br>

Now what has Chad done? Walked into a situation that almost no man could resist and accepted enthusiastically offered sex. <br><br>

Now Chad apparently gets a little greedy for his new slut and she decides to tell her husband a partial truth that makes her sound like a victim of rape. This primes her husband to take action. What would have been the outcome if hubby seriously hurt Chad? Jail? And why? Because wifey lied about the whole thing right from the beginning. Manipulated much??<br><br>

And instead of being upset about being used like this hubby decides to enjoy living with a lying slut. It's only a matter of time before she fucks him over because the only one she cares about is herself. He is living with a poisonous snake. Hope he watches his back.

SNACKMAN HAS A RIGHT TO HIS OPINION,,, BUT THEN SO DO THE REST OF US, AND THIS STORY WAS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

Until the end. You just had to turn her into a slut and him into a wimp. He will get what he deserves when she starts gang banging without inviting him.

In the end, there was nobody to like in this story.

than to read one of your stories with a rating less than 4. A complete waste of time. Why do you keep writing trash like this. You are better than that.

Well written but sick and depraved.

and the box of contents has been spilt TK U MLJ LV NV

Pathetic plot & story, what's gone wrong with you. I used to think you were a talented writer, but shit, this kind of crap can be published by any dickhead with a computer; thought you were better than this. 2 **

when asking for clarifaction of your wife and you will be surprised at the comments she will bring forward... She is not as pure as the driven snow...

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND CUCK OR CUM EATING MEN ,

DONT YOU HAVE ANY BALLS YOU PUSSY. BE A MAN AND WRITE ABOUT MEN WHO HAVE A LITTLE MORE BACKBONE AND SELF WORTH.

WELL YOUR BIO SAYS IT ALL YOUR FETISH IS HEELS, NYLONS, AND GARTER BELTS, YOUR A FUCKING WASTE

Not only should he allow a gang bang, even with him there, but she should not be allowed to drink ANY alcohol without him there.

husband who should have divorced his wife so the guy is a pervert. She will keep getting drunk and screwing around.

YOU WRITE ABSOLUTE SHIITY STORIES AND LEAVE THEM HALF FINISHED.,..WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE...

I just don't get it.

Best friend Linda, and the two guys would all be suffering severe physical pain. As in genital mutilation.

Wife would suffer as well.

But to do nothing except make worthless threats.

Bob is a wanker who still lives with his mum I'm guessing

Scanned this just in case it was any good.it wasn't.I think all that wacky bacci in Colorado is turning you into a faggot

Bob is a cuck and a faggot. Suck the big one Bob.

You are a cum eating cuck. Don't procreate please. You are a deviant of the highest order.

Not a bad JPB story, just an awful JPB cuckold story . One of his worst.

It seems that your readers don’t like cuckold or wife sharing stories. I guess it is just not their kink. That’s OK. It is mine. This was good story of sexual discovery that happened totally by accident. They are going to a lot of fun going forward. What’s wrong with that?

My vote for worst Just Bob story that I have read yet. I've only read a few, so there's a lot to see.

It’s just Bob’s way. Pisses you off, right? Entertaining, right? Get over it.

INSTANT 1 BOMB

Crap

Mr Roarke looks down at Tattoo with a benevolent smile, the little guy is scanning the sky in anticipation, a few minutes later he spots what he’s been eagerly waiting for and shouts “The plane, the plane.” Yes folks it’s another fine episode of Fantasy Island. OR.

The author forgot to write the prologue informing us that we were about to climb through the wardrobe and have a pleasant stay in Narnia. OR.

If the budget allowed perhaps a preamble of scrolling yellow script on a black background proclaiming this to be “Long long ago in a galaxy far far away.”

Not only NO, but HELL NO! That dog just won’t hunt.

I have said it many times before there should be standard a writer has to at least reach before being able to post. If that was case JPB would lose 95% of his collection of stories⭐️

By the time Chad realized he brought back a horrible STI from the far reaches of the globe, half the town was infected and they died in agony as their genitals rotted away.

There is no reality wherein a husband lets this go without actual retaliation... Nowhere that he provides a gangbang unless it is a setup for divorce evidence.

One of the best things to happen to LW is the day your clearly homosexual ass, learned that the trash you write can cause an STD in the reader, and you walked away.

Now it may be some well hung black stud fucked your brains out or mom shut off the wifi in the closet you call your humble abode, now hopefully you have enough brains left to not return and share with us the drivel you think is erotic, little boy.

Just Plain Garbage

Sucked! Hubby was simply a cuck wannabe that set up her next encounter.

Not a loving wife but a cheating whore wife & a cuck for a husband. Terrible!

Bill S.

well if ya swing that way i gues but the end for me was not positive

"Put him in bed with the Captain's daughter."

This an euphemism for a squrging with a cat-of-nine-tails.

Average. Just another slut-wife.