A toiler in the vineyards, but a lover of the written word. If you like my long-winded blatherings, let me know. If you didn't like them, please let me know why. Best of luck, and adios.
12/16/09 Well, Literotica bounced my newest story, 'Wonder Woman vs. Doctor Tits', due to concerns over copyrighted characters, but it can be read at http://www.asstr.org/~Big_Kahuna/Wonder_Woman_vs_Doctor_Tits.html
1/29/10 - I would like to thank all of those anonymous people who have left such kind and forgiving feedback for my blatherings (I usually respond directly to those who email me or leave a username).
2/7/10 - I just realized my email address isn't here. Big_Kahuna_69@yahoo.com
9/12/10 - Crikey, I just found out I'm up for a 'Litty'! What a pleasant surprise. If you liked my perverted ramblings, I would appreciate the vote - http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=728419
4/2/11 - Thanks so much to all of you, for leaving such kind and generous feedback. I wish I could respond to those anonymous e-mailers. My Facebook address is http://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Kahuna/103902919665978
6/29/11 - I have just made my first foray into self-publishing. Welcome to the Fish Tank is now available for download at at Barnes and Noble, and Diesel. Apple, Sony, and Kobo should be following soon.
10/29/11 - Newest story in the works - Bending Catherine, the cover of which can be seen above.
12/11/11 - Welcome to the Fish Tank can now be downloaded from the iTunes bookstore, as well as Smashwords.com for the Kindle or other devices. Please don't forget to rate. I need all the help I can get.
1/8/12 - My first pay story, Bending Catherine, is now available at Smashwords.com
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/120778
2/19/12 - I have set up a blog page! Got a question or comment? A gripe? Report a typo or a thinko? http://bigkahuna69.wordpress.com/
4/12/12 - Good news. Next Year's Model is finished! The bad news - I have removed it to Smashwords.com (and shortly to Amazon.com) where it can be downloaded for $3.99. The worse news - in requesting that Literotica remove my story, it appears that they have mistakenly removed The Peripheral Cocksucker: Book I, too. C'est la vie.
2/24/13 - Finally released the renamed e-book Ms. Paragon vs. Doctor Tits. Available at Smashwords.com and Amazon.com. Cover art below.
3/16/13 - Do you like art? Check out my DeviantArt page at http://bigkahuna69.deviantart.com/
11/29/14 - Do you like hucows? My newest e-novel, Silence of the Hucows, is available at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Silence-Hucows-Big-Kahuna-ebook/dp/B00OX2YAB6/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1417298696&sr=1-1) and Smashwords.com (http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/487687), as well as the iTunes Bookstore and Barnes and Noble.
Warning: this ebook contains lactation, masturbation, bondage, large breasts, and fantasy violence.
