- Erotic Poetry
- Pornocrat's Complaint
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Suck, suck, suck, suck
In-out, in-out
That’s what this film’s all about.
The false OOOO-OOOOs
The high-heeled shoes
The perfect pecs
Sadly too, the boring sex.
That porn’s no good
Instead it should
Be full of raunch
Real-world tits, a touch of paunch...
... and smiles and sweat
and hairs and wet.
Not Barbie pink
But passionate and steamy kink.
- COMMENTS
IsabellaEmilyover 1 year agoI agree with this so much!
Real people having sex is erotic and fun to watch.
Supermodels with perfect gym bodies and hair and tans and fake moaning are very boring.
Floateralmost 16 years agoCool - real and observant with an artistry of language which makes it fun to reread.
Lady Clarissaabout 16 years ago......which is funny and oh so true! Great stuff!!
KOLKOREover 16 years agoFirst, I agree with the content. Damn those plastic porn movies do they have to be like that or maybe that's what makes them porn?
Second, It was funny as a parody both on review writers and on "the indusrty".
