Dirty Secrets

3 poems inspired by Post Secrets.

THINKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE

("Sometimes I masturbate thinking about your wife.")

It's always great
To masturbate
While thinking about your wife.
She's nothing but
A dirty slut
In my secret, sordid life.

It seems to me
That you and she
Are quite content together.
But if you knew
The things she'll do
In stockings and black leather.

You talk about
Your weekends out
All these delightful trips.
But all I see
Is her and me
And my cock between her lips.

She's like a whore,
Who begs for more,
Not such an innocent.
And I think she
Might think of me
With her fingers in her cunt.

AUNT JANET NEVER WEARS PANTIES

("Aunt Janet never wears panties! I always enjoy helping you take home the groceries at the local store! I get such a thrill from watching you! I love you Aunt Janet!")

Aunt Janet never wears panties!
I always help her at the store.
She's the hottest of all aunties,
An auntie without panties!
No nephew ever wished for more.

She dresses very sexily;
Her skirt falls just below her thigh.
And leaning in her SUV,
Arranging shopping carefully,
Her skirt rides higher steadily,
Until revealed just for me:
A sight to make a nephew die.

I've never seen a hotter sight
Than Janet leaning in the trunk.
Her bottom in the broad daylight,
Her pussy hidden, but not quite.
I only hope one day I might
Fill Janet's pussy full of spunk!

And as we drive home from the store,
I watch Aunt Janet's hemline rise.
If it would climb a little more
I'd see more pussy than before,
Aunt Janet, you're a dirty whore!
I should just get down on the floor
And put my face between your thighs

I get such a thrill from watching you!
And now that you've begun it,
It's up to me to see it through:
The corruption of your nephew.
I love you Auntie Janet!

THE SHE-HULK!!

("Sometimes when I have sex with my girlfriend, I think of her changing into the She-Hulk!!")

If I have cum
Before she is done,
Then my girlfriend begins to sulk.
Her muscles swell and her breasts as well and she changes into the She-Hulk!!
Her eyes get mean and her skin goes green as she changes into the She-Hulk!!

I am no match
For her furious snatch
As she pins me beneath her bulk.
My tired cock is in for a shock when she changes into the She-Hulk!!
Treacherous prick you better stay thick when she changes into the She-Hulk!!

After all that
Should I slip from her twat
Then there's nowhere for me to skulk.
Pinned to the bed with her thighs round my head and my tongue deep inside the She-Hulk!
And this is my place with her cunt in my face till I've satisfied the She-Hulk!!