All Comments on 'Sex Toy & Dildo'

this sucks ass

I found this story original, funny and hot.

4:30 in the morning and I'm sitting here having a hysterical laughing fit! I can just see this poor, befuddled man standing there stuttering "But-but..." Reminds me of calling my absent neighbors and holding the phone out the window for ten minutes so they could hear their bloody basset hound baying! Loved this story, and that poor man-absolutely hilarious!

i am going to sort the girl across the way out her dog does the same thanks for the solution

That was fucking ridiculous and a waste of reading time.