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(Questions from Cindy027s poll) Have you: (1) Slept naked? Yes, and you should have seen the weird looks I got from some of the other passengers on that flight. (1b). At home too. (2). Taken a shower with someone? All of the time. (3). Kissed a member of the same sex? Yes, and she liked it. (4. Driven a car? Yes, a couple of times while naked. (5). What are you currently reading AH on Literotica. (5b). (book) Varietals of the Catawaba (grape), by Nicholas Longworth, 1849 (6). Been in love? I still am. (7). Been dumped? Not so much "dumped" as that we mutually agreed that it wasn't working out. Years later he told me he was wrong, but he wasn't. We just had different views. (8). Stolen anything? No. (9). Been in a fistfight? No. Elaine (from Seinfeld) said it best. (Girls) don't fight they just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder. (10). Snuck out of a house? No, but I fell out a window once. Luckily it was a first-floor window. (11). Ever had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes, see #7. (12). Been arrested? Yes, as a teenager, I wasn't charged, and the city paid dearly to settle the lawsuit my family filed (we gave the money to a charity). (13). Kissed a stranger? Some that were MUCH stranger than others. (14). Kissed more than four people in one night? Yes, kissed and . . . (15). Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yes, slept as well as . . . (16). Been on a plane? See #1 above, yes. (17). Been to an island? I live on one. (18). Loved someone or missed someone right now? Yes, see #7 above. (19). Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes (20). Favourite Planet? Risa. (21). Been lonely? Yes, but not since I met my future husband. (22). When you looked at yourself in the mirror today ... I don't look in mirrors. (23). Would you ever consider living abroad? I have in the past. (24). Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? My daughter, as in "I want you to meet my daughter, XXXXX. (25). Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? My son, as in "I want you to meet my son, XXXXX." (26). Ever hated the way you look?? Yes, as a teenager. (27). Crawled through a window? Yes, I locked myself out of my house. I was both amazed and disturbed by how easy it was to 'break-in.' (28). Been lost? No, the trick is not knowing where you are going, taking it all as an adventure. (29). Cried yourself to sleep? Yes, but only over real losses. (30). What is the last film you saw in a movie theater? 'Man on the Moon' about Andy Kaufman, seriously. (30 b). 'Rise of the Guardians,' on Netflix, with someone in the target demographic who really enjoyed it. (31). Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No. (32). Kissed in the rain? Sure. (33). Sang in the shower? All the time (Well, there is this court order in effect restraining me from singing anywhere else.) (34). What is the last thing you watched on TV? Some clown contest at the beginning of November. (36). Do you hold grudges? I would like to say no but that would be a stretch. (37). When did you last step outside? I mostly work outside, it's beautiful. The effects of global warming aren't bad here, of course, all of Florida is what, 7' above sea level? (38). Didn't take a shower for a week?? In the summer when I swim (in a freshwater lake) every day. (39). Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No. Or yes, if lakes count. (40). Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yes, it was weird, and he was creepy. While he had no pants on, he did have a nice London Fog raincoat. (41). Broken a bone? No. (42). Laugh so hard you cry? Cry no, pee yes. (43). Seen anything weird lately? A better question is have I seen anything that isn't weird lately. (44). Tell us something about you that we don't know I am a very happy person. (45). Done something dumb while drunk? No, I literally do exactly as my husband tells me to sober or tipsy, I'm never really drunk. If he's happy nothing else matters. (46). Something you can’t wait for? No. (50). What are you wearing? Nothing, I got undressed when my guest in #30b went home. (51). Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? No shoes, but I do like those 'clip-clop' wooden sandals. (52).Felt like killing someone? On the advice of counsel, I wish to invoke my right under the fifth amendment not to answer. (53).Got a piercing? Several, some are even in my ears. (54). Cried over someone? Yep. (55). Who told you he/she loved you last? My husband. (56). Last fluffy thing you touched? A fleece top, while taking it off. (57). Left or right-handed? Ambidextrous, I taught myself instead of paying attention or being disrespectful in high school classes that I was bored stiff in. "She is writing, she must be taking notes," they thought. Nah ... (A couple of questions about phones were left unanswered.)
