AwkwardMuslim

Q: How does every Islamic joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

If I never hear 'so why are you awkward?' ever again for the rest of my life it will still be too soon, so stop asking. Honestly, I should have gone for 'Milksheikh' and just weathered the 'aRe yOu cHoCoLaTe fLaVoUr?' innuendos.

I'm easy going, so you won't find a list of 'do nots' and redlines on here. We're all here to have fun. As for interests and roleplays, I tend to keep openminded to all things. I've recently came across some taboos to do with race and religion.

I'm just over 6ft; I lift and in the shape of my life. Olive toned skin after spending many years under the Middle Eastern sun. Short to medium dark hair, endlessly attempting (and failing) to shape it like Hassan Minaj's sculpted work of clay, and dark almond eyes. I carry stubble more often than not.

If you don't have a profile, please introduce yourself when saying hello.

Speaking of which:

Q: Did you hear about the Protestant Iraqi?

A: He was a Shiite Muslim.

Here all night. Try the kosher beef.