BrandNewKitchen

4 facts about BNK. My eyes change color with lighting/clothing, I ate shark once, I don't know sleight of hand and my bio only looks too long because I broke it up into easy-to-read paragraphs. Dammit I'm a writer, not a magician.

Wife gave me a pass to sex it up with other people. Now I'm having fun with you all while I figure out how to ethically and anonymously fuck in a small town.

I'm here to start friendly conversations, get to know you and, if we decide, rp the hell out of 2am.

Things I like: Nipples and labia. Confidence, detailed rp, breasts, veiny breasts, wit, family play, futanari, male-to-female transgender, being a daddy dom (it's new for me), pee, eating pussy, effort in writing, bellies, cuddling and romance or just animalistic fucking. Femininity, pregnancy, books, learning about your fantasy and why it's important to you. Also hentai. There isn't a body type I'll say no to. I really like a big girl.

Things I'd like to try: Being with a giantess. Being sub. Hatefucking. Trying ridiculous fanfic roleplay: haahahah! nervous laugh! it could be fun and terrible!

Things I'm not into: racism, sexism, bigotry. Cheating, turns out. Who knew.

The tag line to my sex safari (yes we're taking the electric Jeep) is "Find your voice to adventure!" Which is to say, please tell me what you want to talk about right now, and I'll do the same.

If I committed one of the following faux pas during a chat, then you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

1) Assuming too much familiarity early on. Hint: Don't call Audrey "Aud." She hates it. Also, calling you all bitches and hoes a few seconds ago. Sorry about that.

2) Suddenly dropping a conversation. I try not to do this because I don't like it when it happens to me, but sometimes I have to bail. For life, liberty, and the toddler who doesn't sleep through the night.

3) Sometimes instead of having a nice conversation, I talk about what we are talking about in a nervous, charmless, meta kind of way. If that happens just say, "When you laugh I can see the outline of your skull." Snaps me out of it every time.

4) Loquaciousness. Not in the elegant way. Like, in the logorrheic way. Five minutes into rp and I'm still "building the mood" while you're saying "You said there'd be a sea of cocks. The sea of cocks had better be here NOW."

5) Saying a dumb thing at the wrong time, or saying a mood-killing thing at an otherwise pleasant time.

6) Not learning the unwritten rules of chat fast enough. Example: "Oops, I accidentally pm'd an angry man instead of that awesome bbw. Sorry."

Good luck out there!