CertifiedFreak

Mid-20's guy looking for some fun inbetween his busy schedule. So sorry I'm not really here to chit chat. I love to roleplay though, and am flexible with playing a great variety of roles and scenarios. I don't think there really is a scene you could shock me with so if you want to try something crazy lemme know. ALSO, Don't ask me silly questions about how or when I got Certified. Cause like I said I'm not here to chit chat.


"All around me are familiar screen-names,
worn-out chat-rooms, worn-out chat mates,
Bright and early with their daily urges,
But there chats are going nowhere, going nowhere, And i find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the chats in which I thought of denying, are the best I've ever had..I find it hard when you log on..It's hard not to send a pm..Cause everytime we chat I cum so I can go to bed." -ALitBallad
And another song that kinda captures the more basic needs of a lot of the male members.

"You might like our penises

Hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft
Maybe if I could touch it, I could tell if it's soft
Tell me if it's soft, cause I'd really like to touch it
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
And then I'll show you my penis (you guys)
You, might, like, my penis

Hey pretty girl, did you go to college?
Did you get your B.A., with all that knowledge?
I like your boobies, in your shirt
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
Please let me show you my penis (aoww)
Please let me show you my penis (mmmm)
You, might, like, my penis

(OHH!) Look at our penises
(OHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) Look at our penises
(UHH!) You, will, like, our penises

I, will, look, at your vagina"

Always pops into my head when I come on here...oh the classics


Gender

Male

Member Stats

7 Years AgoMember Since
A Long Time AgoUpdated
7Followers
1Following

More About Me

Orientation

Straight

Pets

Dog(s), Cat(s), Other

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