EinsteinsFeatherBoa

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So you've made it this far, and you're wondering "what I'm into." It breaks down about like this:
Regular chat - Often, but not always.
Sex Chat(Cyber) - Often. I tend to enjoy the aspect that we're both getting each other off by telling what we'd do if we were there. Much like people in a long distance relationship.
Roleplay - Rarely, but not never. I don't find much arousal in the roles or the scene, per se, but in the kinkiness of the acts. It doesn't mean I won't, but I'm not really interested in all the "I want to be seduced and corrupted by whomever" line of thinking. I can go read stories for that level of detail.
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Relativity and the "Physics" of Love - interpretation as a poem by Michael R. Burch

Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour,
it seems like a minute.
Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute,
it seems like an hour.
That's relativity!

Oh, it should be possible
to explain the laws of physics
to a barmaid! . . .
but how could she ever,
in a million years,
explain love to an Einstein?

All these primary impulses,
not easily described in words,
are the springboards
of man's actions—because
any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves!

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Banter, Wittiness, Depravity, Taboo Liasons

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