I thought it was time to update this.
A witty, humorous, intelligent, articulate man from the UK. Aged about as well as most other 39-year-old dudes - meaning "not very." I write, not on here, but I can be imaginative, spontaneous, and sleep deprived. Decent looking, average height, and a dad bod I am mercilessly trying to murder.
Unless on very rare occasions, I don't do Skype, hangouts, discord, carrier pigeons, or smoke signals.
Regular player, but I prefer quality over quantity. I would rather have a few good "friends" over a bunch of random hookups. I also don't like sharing. If that's your thing, move on. I have been called many things over my time here, Daddy, Master, and Sir are my favorites, but I can adapt to most types of play.
Before you ask.. I have zero RP ideas... NONE... If you ask me to "come up with a scene," you are going to be disappointed.. or just ignored
Also, I don't play with men. I don't care who your wife/gf is, I don't care how much you want to watch, I don't care if you enjoy pretending you are a couple, I don't care how convincingly you play as her. I don't want to talk about the girls you have been with, and I am not going to share anything about my partners. I'm not interested.... Go away. I am stunned that I have to actually put that down.
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