MeredithX

🎶 Say a word for Paula Mae.
She can't tell the night from the day.
They threw her out into the street,
But just like a cat, she landed on her feet. 🎶

🎶 And say a word for Joanie Love.
She ain't got nothing at all.
'Cause everyday she falls in love,
And every night she falls. 🎶

Welcome to my reinvented profile (v2.8.3), which will probably tell you oh sweet nuthin'.

Synopsis:

• The "X" is a variable, kinda like in math. It can mean anything you want. Maybe Gen X.
• I appreciate good writing; I do not appreciate clichés.
• I try to learn something new every day.
• I have cats, but I love dogs too. 🐾
• "Role play" is not my jam, so if you see me in chat, please don’t ask.
• I will chat with anyone who’s nice.

THE MAIN BODY

I am from Virginia, and I love exercise, music and red wine. I like to read and review Lit stories, and sometimes I am in the chat. Most of all, though, I am here to put the "Lit" back into “Literotica” (which includes putting the “homo” back into homonyms).

I am a fitness enthusiast, and exercise and health are very important to me. I'm good at push-ups and burpees, but that's only 'cause I get lots of practice. I'm not mega-buff, but I like to think I am respectably toned. (I especially work on my butt, 'cause I occasionally put it to good use. 😉 ) Fitness is hard work.

As I mentioned above, I appreciate good writing skills ( ✍️). I have an undergraduate minor in professional writing and a semi-technical master's degree that, conveniently enough, involved a lot of writing, so my grammar and punctuation are excellent (and better than my typing). But as long as you try, we should be fine.

I am a nice person if you get to know me, and I can be funny when I wanna be. I also like to think I am reasonable and fair minded. You'll see.

DISCLAIMERS (FOR CHAT)

No profile, no chat, no negotiations thereof. But you can jazz up your profile here ('cause I am always tryna help):

https://www.literotica.com/members/main_profile.php

Then this: If you ask me "What are you here for?" or "What are you looking for?" or "When did you last have sex?," then our chat will come to a sudden halt. (And if you're not cool with those boundaries, then feel free to chat with someone else.)

THE BIG FINISH

We all love to finish, so we’re near the end, which means it’s time for my destined epitaph …

“She came, she saw, she conquered. But mostly she came.” 😉

THANK YOU FOR READING WHAT USED TO BE THE BEST PROFILE EVER!