MikeyD0bb

5 ft 8, short brown hair, blue eyes, medium build.

Though I should update this quite a bit as my previous one didn't really paint a picture.

I'm just here for some interesting, friendly and sometimes, God willing, sexy conversation.

Believe it or not, I actually read profiles before I approach a conversation. I'll thank you to do the same. It's not really a deal breaker if you don't have one filled out, but I prefer if you have SOMETHING about yourself on it. I try to respect others wishes on their profile and I ask you do the same for me.

Hard no's for me are incest (you can call me daddy, but that's it. The instant you say you're my daughter it's off), scat, blood, excessively rough sex, animals and ageplay. And I don't role play very well. I don't have the talent or patience to come up with or maintain an act. Kinkiest I'll get is throat fucking and anal. If that bores you, sorry. Also, if you aren't alone in the room, deals off. I'm don't care if you can get off with everyone in the room not noticing. And if your significant other joins us to give instructions or is there as a cuckold, goodbye.

Yes, I'm married. No she doesn't know. If that's a problem for you, I understand. Just say no thanks, and move on. I'm not here to be judged by total strangers with fetishes that include being urinated on by underage siblings or something. My marriage is not open to discussion either. I come here to get away from reality a little bit. Not talk about why I'm here instead of being with my wife. I also prefer it if you're married or in a relationship too, but not necessarily a deal breaker. Just know I'm NOT looking to meet.

Due to being burned and humiliated in the past, I do NOT give pics here, nor give my phone number. If we hit it off and I trust you, we might move to skype if you wish, but NOT if we've only met 45 seconds ago. Then, maybe I might be open to pic swapping or voice chat. But it's a two way street. And absolutely NO face. You don't get to see mine, and I'm not really interested in yours. Hangouts or any other chat site is verboten! I can't delete contacts on hangouts and it's distressing seeing names on my contact list I'd sooner forget. I am not on any other chat medium and I'm NOT cluttering up my apps so YOU can have a one shot with me.

Thank you for reading