So, you saw my rack in my AV, and see that I'm unbearably clever in the threads. You're thinking to yourself, "she looks fun, dare I message her?" Before you do, mon ami, answer these questions correctly, or I may not reply:
Barbiesšor Bratzš dolls? Incorrect! The answer is, of course, LEGOS
Cadillacšor Lexusš? Wrong again! It's BMW
Well, you're 0 for 2, dare I give you one more chance? Ugh, I'll try...
West Coast or East Coast Swing? Dammit, have you learned nothing! š¤¦āāļø It' salsa folks, Linea, Cubano, or Rueda, but it's obviously Salsaš
Fine, try to message me, but I can't guarantee that I won't vaporize you with my laser eyes, like the knight in Never Ending Story.
Proud Recipient of the Sex & Shinanigans 3000 "TMI Award" & "Best Titty Threesome"
*Please don't PM me if: your bio is blank, you're looking to send pics of your boy bits, or you don't know how to carry a conversation. I donāt pm pics, not great at role playing and Iām not at all into teacher/student, age play, or incest of any kind
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