Stories about spankings and oral sex by Dingo and Zoot. They are about us, Trembler, Piglet, Midget, Crepper, and Winston.
Titles: Queen and Queen Consort (don't ask which is which)
Sex: As often as possible, twice on Sundays.
Day of Birth: Saturday and Thursday.
Wait: We hate to, but often do.
High: Above treetop level most of the time.
Location: We are those loose nuts behind the wheel
Orientation: ESE for that morning sunshine.
Carbon dating status: HEY! We aren't THAT old.
Hobbes: Don't have one we go by logged time.
Petting: The heavier the better.
Fetishes: We will try to write a story about each.
