VerucaSaltshaker76

A bit of a demandypants-saw this in a profile and thought it was so fitting for me so I borrowed it :P
I don't know who the band is, quit asking.
Send me a voca, I might just send one back...
What are you into: I can watch cookie decorating all day long. I also like snarky, hilarious people. Do not come to me with your expectations. You are not owed a conversation or response. Get over yourself.

I saw this recently written by a man in Lit and it sums things up here:
"Any hole is the goal"

If I don't get the things I am after, I shall screammmmm.

I like big books and I cannot lie.

I mind my business but I do pay attention.

"Denny's is just Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight." ~Friedrich Nietzsche~

"I love a big woman, cuz everywhere you touch, it feels like a tiddy"
~Galileo~ or maybe Aristotle? idk

Reviews:
"She was a bad egg" --Willy
"Well, all I can say is, what a twat"
Chatty45▸https://vocaroo.com/199xptfaER5A
"1 star, I do not recommend" --Dick
"You do realize this is a sex chat site, don't you?"-- Harry

https://vocaroo.com/1heHOnMxNQGI

Cheekybabe10101
▸why am I not on here?? I am brilliant
Mrpeculiar
▸i lost my soul to get on her profile, no regrets.
Nateman1977
▸you are too hard a proverbial nut to crack that's good, but its also like the tallest ladder in the house and one misstep sends you all the way down with a broken ego
Alexxx04
▸Eminently sensible. Just how I picture you.
VerucaSaltsh...
▸are you an attention whore MrP?
Mrpeculiar
▸I felt like, I needed to be dramatic
VerucaSaltsh...
▸I am into it
Mrpeculiar
▸Just a whore, veruca
Mrpeculiar
▸Just a dirty, dirty whore
xlon
▸Hey VerucaSaltshaker76, villainous swag-bellied giglet
GlacialAfterglow
▸Excuse you, she’s my lady <3
WiredLan
▸you're like a... thing that starts stuff
DiscreteSkeet
▸Quick, stroke me.
VerucaSaltsh...
▸that is going on the wall of shame
DiscreteSkeet
▸Fuck yes.
DiscreteSkeet
▸VS. Don't wall shame me.
alligatorincubus
▸You are the perfect woman
Jbgotsoul
▸I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly
that_guy2017
▸not sure I'd peen-touch to be inside you V, but not-not sure I guess
Kraftyorkrazy
▸of all the warts that come back, you're my favourite
tanner555k
▸ur annoying
Half_Cocked
▸i can confirm that Veruca is very fresh. *nods*
LetTheBoredo...
▸wasting my time on you, has not paid off
LetTheBoredo...
▸but it's something to do
lax_er_19:
▸If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.
WindyWillows:
▸ I couldn't pass up the chance to share words with Veruca - the genesis of my love of bossy British girls with dangerous mood swings and leggings.
BigHennessy
▸Sending you a PM fills me with the same mix of fear and exhilaration as bungee jumping in a third world country.
maxthecat123
▸I can either counsel you back onto the good path and entice you to wander with me
maxthecat123
▸You are an ethereal enigma that drives blood from my mind
SailingGeek4Lyf
▸You're selectively obedient
BonfireOfVanity
▸That was the review. five stars. heavy eyeroll and sarcastic tone.
SirWilliamB1959
▸would love to lick your pussy and asshole- (yes this was the opening line)
Nateman1977:
▸you have a disposition to irk not twerk?
ExperiencedGuide:
▸yawn, you sound amazingly mundane ;)
Sprout24:
▸please don't change
OMGitsKris:
▸I'll go with Veruca. Just because I love her
AmbrosioMonk:
▸It was a slice of heaven seeing you, Veruca. :)
CreativeStoryteller:
▸I spent the better part of 30 minutes talking with Veruca. It was OK.
HLAB27:
▸Don't worry, Veruca. You're a champ as far as I'm concerned.
Nudeblackgirl:
▸Well, here's my shot at immortality...."You DO taste salty"
Username redacted:
▸Your face tastes salty
Professor_Briar:
▸Veruca, congrats on your profile!
justincase48:
▸Once there was a guy who tried to be clever. He nearly died in the attempt, but it was worth it, since he got a quote on Veruca's profile.
alwaysthrobb...
▸Hello there
alwaysthrobb...
▸Be a good girl and tell me what you’re looking for tonight
VerucaSaltsh...
▸a taser
alwaysthrobb...
▸I prefer to start with nipple clamps on you
VerucaSaltsh...
▸what is gods name makes you think I am in any way submissive?
alwaysthrobb...
▸Most women on here are explicitly so.
VerucaSaltsh...
▸go find them
alwaysthrobb...
▸I’d rather play with you tonight
VerucaSaltsh...
▸*turns on taser to full blast*
alwaysthrobb...
▸*grabs you by the wrists, pinning your arms against the wall*
VerucaSaltsh...
▸dude
VerucaSaltsh...
▸no
alwaysthrobb...
▸Be a good girl and take care of my hard on tonight
VerucaSaltsh...
▸Christ

Even after you read these reviews, you will still somehow think you are owed stimulating conversation. Go find it elsewhere. I'm in no mood for your alpha male bs.

This is my humor in a nutshell:
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=hey+ya+heman#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:7ebf11eb,vid:ZZ5LpwO-An4

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=wanderlust+mirror+scene#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:acb1b94d,vid:UajzqGVB0rY