I've tried my hand at writing poetry, prose, essays, and anything else that comes to mind. the simple fact is that i have been an overwhelming failure. however, seeing as how one consolation has always been a good shiver over a story or two from this collection, i finally decided, why not. to all the men who have been called scoundrel, cad, lying bastard and much worse, i wish you good hunting. to the ladies that love men who fit the above qualifications, don't ever stop.