My life is essentially become cartoonish ever since both my parents had their mid-life crises. Dad's was over the new secretary that was hot & half his age that he began having an affair with. Mom's was when she found out about Dad's, divorced him, then went crazy with yoga & crossfit & getting new blonder hair and boobs and tan and clothes in her attempt to look hotter than the secretary half her age. And it worked. That's her, that's Erica in my profile pic.
This is some of my best writing - The Miami Audition
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