Is it necessary to tame elves? You may point to contrary evidence such as holiday elves or mascots of certain cookie brands or even the helpers of cobblers in the night. To be sure, these ARE domesticated elves. But one must ask: How did they get that way to begin with? And then, dear friend, you understand the need for an Elf Tamer specializing in the smartest, most seductive, wicked-minded elves, the elfmaids. While not limiting myself to such astonishing creatures—that is to say, by including pixies and human women with similar characteristics—I shall endeavor, through writing about them all, to better understand their minds and behaviours.
Location
Earth. I think.