i'm the brutally honest reviewer your mother warned you about. (i had to say it.)
i like books and i like working in the kitchen. i like knitting and i like fishing. i love racing cars and singing in bars. (ooh! that rhymes!) i come from a LONG line of teachers - which stops with me because i don't have that kind of patience. i've been coming up with stories to entertain people since preschool. i don't like using capitalisation unless i'm doing something serious. i always root for the underdog. i'm socially awkward and i enjoy watching people get uncomfortable with things i say. i write for a webzine and volunteer as a counselor for at-risk youth. i've got 7 big ol' dogs and 5 full-time cats (one spends half his time indoors, the rest are 'strays'), and 2 part-time cats who come and go. my friends freak out when i say "i'm bored." because that means i'm about to entertain myself. i'm weird and i bask in the glory of it. i'm a proud aspie and a proud pansexual. no, i don't have sex with pans. i'm attracted to all genders on the gender spectrum, but most of my attraction hinges on personality. i have a thing for languages and the culinary arts. i live on mu instagram really. music is a huge part of my life and i wouldn't have it any other way. and, maybe i'll try out the editor bit here, who knows?
finally, Pink Peruvian Pixies Produce Purple Pygmy Possum Porn. \m/
Location
riding a rainbow