- Erotic Poetry
- A Minor Tragedy
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Click hereThere once was a one handed banker
Whose wife wouldn't touch his crank, her
Excuse was this
You use it to piss
So he wore out his good arm as a wanker
- COMMENTS
twooferabout 6 years agoAuthorIs that verse Lear's or yours? Doesn't sound very Victorian. At any rate, I'm left wondering what had the girls queuing up, the exposed position of his genitals, the nature of his genitals or the way he used his remaining body parts.
Anonymousabout 6 years agoof that brilliant effort.
A man with no arms
was abundant with charms
When he went on a date
The girls couldn’t wait
To play with his cock and to mate
