by Duleigh
The classic dilemma, but how's this?
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Five stars in any case.
That was just so silly, I love it, a Nantucket limerick I can tell in public, who would have thought