All Comments on 'An Ode To Unsolicited Dick Pics'

Now we need only the right guys to read...and understand...and not instantly forget...

Unfortunately, that will happen right after pigs started traveling to space.

Thanks for sharing...words...not pics.

Perfect! 😍😍

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... and an original and polite way of saying "no thanks" to those spammers.

Continue to have fun and enjoy!

Having received one or two, thankyou for expressing that so well.

Even though I'm male, and I have one too strangely enough, I have thought for many years that just sending an unsolicited picture is downright rude. I don't understand why men (I assume the younger sort) would think that a dick pic is going to result in uncontrollable lust in the recipient.

Thanks for the entertaining poem.

Bill

Hysterical and spot-on. I've never been asked for one, so I've never sent one.

I don't appreciate unsolicited ads and mail outs so why would I ever expect anyone to want an unsolicited cock pic. Not very gentlemanly at all.

Brilliant!

I am a dad and a grandad and I think that ssomeone who sends these to people is not right in the head I know both of my kids are very protective of there's, so take comfort in the fact that my granddaughters are protected from these latent abusers as much as they can be.

Absolute Perfection!! As a member of the swinging community, sending dick pics has become so passé! I still get asked for them every "Man-Meat Monday" or "Hersday" But beyond that, as you so poignantly stated "It's Rude!!" I consider myself above average in length and girth, but I'm no pornstar! Well, not professionally anyway!! However, I do wish more women would send me pics!! "Women's breasts are to men what shoes are to women. You've seen one pair....and ya pretty much wanna see em all!!" I look forward to reading many more of your entries!!

The only inoffensive dick pics are those of personalized Guitar pics.

Cracked me up! LOL

This is so spot on.. Perfect.

Spot on. So funny. But seriously, I never understand this either and find it so disrespectful.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant

Bravo and very well stated.

just sending the pic to a woman is a turn on in itself, it would be weird/not hot if you liked it

hahahahaa ha!

I never would send a dick pic

I know it would never do the trick

It's rude and and uncalled for

and I see it as sick

so I'd never send a dick prick

Hello good morning.

I read your stories,very explicit and detailed they were a joy .

But the poem you wrote of the Masters of the unsolicited Dicks oh Boy .

Had me laughing, snorting , even spitting up my coffee, Had me struggling to breathe.

Why can’t they get it , you didn’t ask, it is useless you see .

The dreaded Dick pic by Gary .her opinions very . But mostly she is uncaring. Why oh why did you feel in sharing. Lol

Bulldogratz7134 having problems with log in . Big fan of your writings . And no I have never sent a dic pic unless ask to . Have a great day

I doubt that I will ever see

Erect dicks squirting pee,

Unless I grew to nine feet tall,

I'd never pee over that wall.

Apologies to Ogden Nash

Well said

Good statement. Never sent one, but now I know not to. Truth be told, I’m 83, have ED so having enough for a picture is beyond me.