by beelzebubbles
oh come on now little bubbles, that last one was funny, this is not really even clever. Except that word of the day you used in there. I bet my three year old would like it though, he is really into poop jokes right now. He thinks his poopy diapers are cool. Maybe he will grow up to be an art critic. :) Maybe #3 will have a penis in it. Isnt that the next stage? You missed oral!
next time you go to the loo
you know, doing number two...
what ends up on your paper there
and also stains in your underwear
when your mouth is open, that's what we see
maybe you should stick to playing with wee
tit for tat, you and scat
belong together like fleas and a cat
go back to your gutter and play with your poo
the world is better without the likes of you
using poetry (yes, poetry) as a vehicle to dig at poetry and poets. Points for that.
Pot calling the kettle black.