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Click hereTell me a story
write me a poem
about the thing
that makes you moan
Ill tell you a poem
that will curl your toes
how about a riddle
that nobody knows.
Its long
its hard
its pink not blue
but when i use it
its nothing compared to you
where to start
where to begin
well at first
it slowly slips in
makes me shiver
and gives me goosebumps
i cant help but squeeze
my lovely lady lumps
I'm so turned on
as its turned on too
I've only ever used it
when I'm lying here with you
oh how wet it makes me
as i reach my orgasm
i squirt a waterfall of love
as my pussy goes into a spasm
he is covered and sticky
but sticky in a good way
is there anything else
that i need to say
my riddle ends here
so just give me a shout
when you think you know
what this riddle is about
There was so much well-timed punnery happening. It was like a movie so perfect it leafs you wanting more