- Erotic Poetry
- Cartoon Eyes
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Oh, boy! Bugs Bunny just stabbed someone!
And now Bugs Bunny is on the run!
Would you care to see my Moby Dick?
Man, it's bigger than your little wick.
You know Jessica Rabbit wants to
Suck your dick until your balls turn blue.
You fantasize. Don't you realize?
You fantasize. You have cartoon eyes.
Yabba-dabba-doo and Scooby-Doo.
You've met Porky Pig and know Kung Fu.
Beep-beep! Make way for the Road Runner!
Name a cartoon chick and you've done her.
You're a playboy. Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am.
You've shared some with Yosemite Sam.
You fantasize. Don't you realize?
You fantasize. You have cartoon eyes.
Yabba-dabba-doo and Scooby-Doo.
You've met Dick Tracy and Dagwood too.
For today that's all the corny jokes.
I believe--I believe--that's all folks.
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