- Non-Erotic Poetry
- All About Nothing
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Because it's hot when it's humid and humid when it's hot
These two coincide I'll go inside and cool down a lot.
I was thick. Don't hate. I've lost weight. Now, I'm high school skinny.
I've slimmed down. Now, I'm no longer thicky. Now, I'm thinny.
Much to your chagrin I'm thin again, but I'm not bragging
That I must tighten my built to keep my pants from sagging.
Seeing my friends as I drive on the ave, I yell out "Yo!"
My friends see me and yell back "Yo1" 'cause I'm someone they know.
Like the rustling of leaves I'm gone with the wind that's so chill.
I'm cool as the breeze as I cruise. Cruising is such a thrill.
I'm the one with the gangster lean driving into d-town.
I frown with a scowl and scowl with a frown 'cause I'm no clown.
I feel sunny at night in a land of milk and honey.
I like my eggs fried or scrambled. I don't like them runny.
I spit rhymes so meaningless when I spit meaningless rhymes.
I care only that they rhyme when I commit poetry crimes.
So, that's the story told in a song all about nothing.
That's all for now. I'm off to the gym to do some buffing.
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