- Erotic Poetry
- Cleopatra's Vibrator
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I thought bees only made honey.
But when Cleopatra was horny,
and no lover was handy,
they helped relieve her anxiety.
She put them in a hollow gourd,
which was inserted you know where.
They buzzed and buzzed, exciting her.
She created the first vibrator!
Countless bees died keeping her satisfied,
so after each use they were replaced.
Apiaries were thus nearly depleted.
To save them, an asp was employed.
Author's Footnote: Cleopatra's use of a bee-filled gourd as a dildo, is a well known story in the history of the dildo, but many think the story is apocryphal.
- COMMENTS
29wordsforsnowover 2 years agoI guess we all know the feeling of butterflies in one's tummy, but this...?
Thanks for this little history lesson.
Silly question: Would wasps or hornets have make a difference? I mean, purely history-wise, of course...maybe.
