Cock Block Pop

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An ode to new fathers
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Nicequip
Nicequip
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Pop and Momma arrived home with their new baby boy.
And Pop was awaiting the thing he enjoyed.
It’d been months since they did it,
And he thought he’d explode!
He was desperate to release his hot sticky load.

He made it his mission to bury his bone.
This home was his castle and he sat on the throne.
So he planned out his chance to do something obscene,
The thing he most wanted was that sweet, sweet vageen.

Pop knew her nethers were nothing short of renowned.
So he purchased a ticket,
one-way, to Pound town.

He crept into bed and caressed momma’s rack.
“Don’t do that! I’m tired!” Then she gave him a smack.
Sex was not something he could simply demand.
His best possible option was using his hand.

The baby kept crying and it rang down the hall.
With each passing day he cursed his blue balls.

Pop knew he’d have to work for the goods.
If he pitched in and helped, she might squat on his wood.
He was caring and sweet and attentive and kind.
If he didn’t cum soon he just might lose his mind!

It was finally working and she saw his hard work.
She thought maybe he’d earned it and should give him a jerk.
Pop smiled when he saw her returning affection.
He’d done it, he thought, she would soothe his erection.

So they kissed and they cuddled and they crawled into bed.
And she did her best move and she started with head.

Suddenly it happened and his plans went to shit.
That goddamned new baby was throwing a fit.
“He’s okay. Let’s just finish.” Pop pleaded aloud.
“You can’t stop! I’m throbbing! Your hole’s primed to be plowed!”

“You’re awful!” She chided, “He needs me! Let’s stop!”
And that’s how the baby first cock blocked his pop!

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AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Very nice AND funny. 5*

Thanks for your good work and all your great efforts in your works over ~10 years!!!

Your skills are awesome!

Suzz_

TxCeltTxCelt5 months ago

Well, that explains where you disappeared to... congrats (and commiserations) if this was autobiographical.

Looking forward to seeing more stuff from you when life allows

Clancy31015Clancy310156 months ago

Please continue Cooper Family Pride, we all love it.

Dcole5501Dcole55016 months ago

Can we get cooper family pt 3?

aBrokenSwordaBrokenSword8 months ago

Welcome back. Never was much into poetry, but this was pretty funny :)

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