by *Snatch
That perfect mate, AOL found on their chat, for the simple lonely 30ish redhead, 5'2", 110 lbs; she finds her dream date who, it later develops, is not 35 but 55, has lost all his hair, stands {more or less} not at 6' 2" but 5' 4"; but at least his weight's correct at 275 lbs. Ahh, the Internet ~ love's Godsend...