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- "Don't call me Shirley"
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Poked my self in the eye
With the mascara brush.
Note to self: do better,
I wasn't even in a rush.
Glued my fingers together
Pressing on the nails,
I am not stupid
Its just foreign to former males.
Nearly broke my neck
Walking fast in these heels,
"Not easy girls am I right?"
I finally know how it feels.
Got greedy with the padding,
My tits grew and grew.
You will have to forgive me my mistakes
After all I am new.
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