All Comments on 'Fuck Replika'

You bought lotions and potions to help him to slow up

He bought a plastic young lady, which he proceeded to blow up

She's not very active, but she's always ready for fun

Her mouth is wide open, as are her cunt and her bum

But DK's issued a warning and she's got a sharp pin

"Fuck me, you moron. This rubber lady's a sin

Against all that we stand for. Sex is better by far

Between real live humans. Put Replika back in her jar."

Always something surprising!

Love your wicked imagination — entire poem crazy erotic and last stanza perfect closing.

Oh God! You made my day! I laughed and enjoyed poem! You are natural, baby! Love you!⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Omg the line about, "the tush and the bush for your scrotum to pound" gave me absolute shivers. Loved this poem. So hot!

Hot. And funny. Love it

There’s a song for this: “Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing, Baby!”

(Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell)

However, your poem is much more erotic and fun!

And, I love “strawberry jam”!

Another great poem well written.

Love your way of describing the intimate act and the demand to to deliver.

Well written.