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Click hereI’m probably absolutely crazy
You could say that I have fits
‘cause there’s nothing I like better
Than seeing a lovely pair of tits
There’s no particular preference
They can be big, medium or small
You might just have to say
That I really do like them all
In the summer the supermarkets
Are worth making multiple trips
The air conditioning does wonders
To bring out those pokey nips
Some guys check out shapely legs
While others a pretty girl’s face
Instead I like an ample bosom
Supported by a brassiere of lace
Some like to feel butt cheeks
But I on the other hand
Like that ample feeling of
A perfect mammary gland
I have developed a real talent
And you should only see the looks
When with a single motion
I unfasten all three bra hooks
One need not be too obvious
‘cause it isn’t polite to stare
But things are so much nicer
When a girl’s chest is bare
Oh, to liberate those nice titties
We all can hardly wait to see
‘cause I know us guys enjoy them
Let’s make them unrestrained and free
This is what happens when engineers attempt poetry. There is a reason we're engineers.
I'm probably absolutely crazy
You could say that I have fits
‘cause there’s nothing I like better
Than seeing a lovely pair of tits
Ok, let me give you a friendly suggestion, and yes, I love tits. Being a tit lover does not make you a good poet.
Try this alteration:
I'm absolutely crazy
You could say that I have fits
There’s nothing I like better
Then a pair of lovely tits
Is that an improvement? Carry on Prof!