- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Grammar Police
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its (no apostrophe)
the 'grammer' police
Their cumming too get you
with they're friends
the mis-spellers
I, wonder, if, the, pronunciation, squad's (lol) will,
be, hear, to.
and people say it doesn't matter to write properly?
- COMMENTS
LeBrozalmost 16 years agoThis poem was selected from Lit's archive of over 40,000 poems for inclusion in today's Archival Review.<br>
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LeBrozalmost 19 years agoBetween spell checkers, functional illiteracy, and political correctness, the craft of the word is decaying into spastic babbling. A good laugh here.
Tongue lasherover 19 years agoAuthorSorry, Anonymous in USA, but you completely missed the point here.
Have a look at the line right at the bottom :)
Anonymousover 19 years agoLet's all just dumb down so that achievement is not required. Our standards will start from the bottom and ricicule anywone who achieves exellence. Certainly you could not expect us to just to use correct english, that would mean we had to know it in the first palce.
Anonymousover 19 years agoAll I gits frum dis is bitterniss, but i magine you got sum of dem butt suckers frum da general bord cum in here and give you 5's
WickedEveover 19 years agoI cringe when someone writes, "Your a poetry goddess." Or "You're poetry is phenomenal."
Chagrinedover 19 years agoI think that some of the debauchery I have seen performed on the Bards own good language should be a capital crime actually!
I will be happy to be Lord High Executioner!
impressiveover 19 years ago... from my anonymous feedback, didn't you? Excellent! ~Imp
LadyCibelleover 19 years agoMiss Lasher you did it again. I read your poem and was laughing so hard that my husband had to come and see why I was laughing.
I've been accused of being the Grammar Police but you...you my dear described to a "T" why I should be proud of such an appelation.
Thank you so much :)
