by Tongue lasher
if you don't want them to cum get ewe, all ya gotta do is turn off the button that allows public comments.
Miss Lasher you did it again. I read your poem and was laughing so hard that my husband had to come and see why I was laughing.
I've been accused of being the Grammar Police but you...you my dear described to a "T" why I should be proud of such an appelation.
Thank you so much :)
... from my anonymous feedback, didn't you? Excellent! ~Imp
I think that some of the debauchery I have seen performed on the Bards own good language should be a capital crime actually!
I will be happy to be Lord High Executioner!
I cringe when someone writes, "Your a poetry goddess." Or "You're poetry is phenomenal."
All I gits frum dis is bitterniss, but i magine you got sum of dem butt suckers frum da general bord cum in here and give you 5's
Let's all just dumb down so that achievement is not required. Our standards will start from the bottom and ricicule anywone who achieves exellence. Certainly you could not expect us to just to use correct english, that would mean we had to know it in the first palce.
Sorry, Anonymous in USA, but you completely missed the point here.
Have a look at the line right at the bottom :)
Between spell checkers, functional illiteracy, and political correctness, the craft of the word is decaying into spastic babbling. A good laugh here.
This poem was selected from Lit's archive of over 40,000 poems for inclusion in today's Archival Review.<br>
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