I Can't Sleep: A Story in 50 Haiku

#1
"Fuck you," she said, and
So we did, again. Again?
"Wow!" I said to her.

#2
"Wow!" she said to me.
"Fuck me sideways, please," she asked,
And we did again.

#3
"Can I come?" I asked.
"Fuck me left, right, and centre!"
"Babe, can I come now?"

#4
"Fuck you," she said, and
So I didn't come at all
That time or the next.

#5
Balls achingly full,
My hard cock throbbing and hot.
Her pussy is so wet.

#6
I moan and whimper
As another orgasm
Spasms through her cunt.

#7
"May I come?" I plead
Softly as she falls asleep.
"Not now, slave!" she says.

#8
Her pussy is so wet
It holds my pulsing cock tight.
Try to sleep? I fail.

#9
Morning has broken
And I feel my cock has, too,
But she keeps sleeping.

#10
"Fuck you," she yawns, and
So we do, again. Again?
"Argh!" I moan in pain.

#11
"Thanks, slave!" as she comes
Kissing me, she teases me,
Asking me again

#12
"Did you come, my slave?"
"No, mistress, slave didn't come."
"Long time since your last?"

#13
"Four long days and nights
For slave, my mistress," I say.
"Four long days and nights?"

#14
"Fuck you, slave," she said.
She tied my cock up again.
Five latex cock rings.

#15
Some aching hours
Later, we shower and go.
The beach, then breakfast.

#16
Paradise. Heaven.
Mistress and slave play two weeks.
They're on vacation.

#17
Does slave come at all?
How many times did she come?
Imagination!

#18
You can picture it.
Use your imagination.
Any more questions?

#19
Please! No more questions.
Slave said too much already.
I hear her footsteps.

#20
"Fuck you," she whispers
And I moan back. Silently,
Tears fall down my cheeks.

#21
Slave cheated on her
Just one time. Online. So fine!
And now I suffer

#22
Agony and pain:
For my busy little cock
Must be punished well.

#23
My punishment for her?
Not money. Nor, " I'm sorry!"
My payment for her?

#24
One thousand and one
Good orgasms with my cock
Beginning to end.

#25
Bad slave may not come
And hard cock may not go soft.
One thousand and one!

#26
No sleep and no rest
Until punishment is done.
Viagra, my hell.

#27
Tight cock rings are hell.
This long video must sell!
Mistress comes again.

#28
"Fuck you, horny slave!
Talking to the camera?
Time to fuck again!"

#29
"Your cock is purple
And big balls are so heavy.
Where's your Viagra?"

#30
"Stop drooling on me!"
Nine hundred and ninety-nine…
"Just two more to go!"

#31
I am in heaven
As an angel lifts me up.
One thousand and one

#32
Times she has come, with me
Inside her hot wet pussy.
"I'm so ready now."

#33
"Ready for what, slave?"
"Slave is ready to come now."
"Fuck you, slave," she says.

#34
"First, hard nipple clamps,
Then five shiny tight steel rings.
Don't forget… clothes pegs!"

#35
"Now slave is ready!
Go ahead, slave, come for me!"
"Fuck you, bitch!" I shout.

#36
Unable to come
I beg and plead for release.
Will slave ever come?

#37
"Maybe one day, slave."
Now she whispers in one ear,
Nibbling and licking.

#38
While my cock throbs hard
And my blue balls ache to come
And come and come and…

#39
She whips the pegs off
One by one, by painful one.
Feel them pinch soft skin

#40
I want to come now!
My orgasm drives me wild,
Slave can't stop coming!

#41
"This was really fun.
Go ahead and cheat on me
Again. But next time,

#42
Make sure the online
Babe isn't me, stupid slave!
I just punished you

#43
For cheating on me
Just one time, online, so fine!
Stupid fucking slave!"

#44
"Fuck me!" I said, but
This last time I just couldn't
Get my cock to work.

#45
"Get it up," she said,
"These nine months will seem a dream
To your pampered cock!"

#46
Fuck me! Fuck you! Fuck!
That's all I did from then on.
I was really fucked!

#47
If slave couldn't fuck
Slave was fucked – my ass, my mouth –
It made no difference.

#48
A word of warning
To the soft cocks in the world:
Cherish your softness

#49
Because hell is hard,
Very, very fucking hard!
Don't you forget this!

#50
My video ends
As this story is complete
In fifty haikus.