If You Don’t Know Me By Now

My stories and poetry
Are me trying to make amends
For all the fucked up shit I did
To other women and men
For all the times I lied
And ignored calls from my family
For all the money that I stole
From places that employed me
Janice, I totaled your car
Joe, yours was impounded
That night I got busted
Sweet, naïve fools you are
I should never have been trusted
To the parole board
Who granted me
Early release from prison
Can’t believe you fuckin bit the con
When I sobbed
In me
He is risen
Yeah, I’m now flippin burgers
In this wall in a hole
Tryin to make an honest living far from
Trickin Johns, dancin poles
I got lots of things to say
Plenty of poems
Stories of that and this
Can’t afford no counseling
So Literotica’s couch
Is my free therapist
See writing
To me
Is cathartic
It slows
My restless
Brain
But seriously…
Watch how you step to me
Because I’m always like
This fuckin close to going off
On dumbass, stupid fuckas!
I mean it!
Criticizing my shit
When you’re anonymous!
Let’s see you put something
On paper and let me judge!
Jill and Jack upon a hill
Yo, you fa real?
It's friggin already been done!
I see through you all
Wannabe bullies and punks
I’m a David that slays fake Goliaths
You don’t want me angry
Have this man-ah
Turn into the Incredible…
I mean, whatdafuk!
Can’t fuckin even
Write your own damn name
Without a misspellin
And it’s me you tellin
My shit is shit and shit smellin???!!!
Look, I'm that scratch
You do not want to itch
Yada, yada, yada,
Heed my warnings!
My words will fuck up a bitch!
So get out
And you Beneses listen!
No soup for you!
By George,
I’m always in the spirit
Of damn Festivus season!
I’m Cosmo street pimpin
You? You Costanza dick!
Felt enough of my Seins?
I’m cold shrinkin down you pricks!
I’m pissed
I’ve rewritten this
3 times!
Though my disses
Are true and they never miss
Be grateful
This site scolds ME
For defying
It’s terms of service
Okay…. Ok
I’m ok now.
Really, I’m fine
Love and peace to you
Go call yo mama or some shit
Make this a day
You go out and do something kind
What am I thinkin?
Who am I kiddin?
I’ll berate you
In the comments section
Cos trolls
They ain’t gonna listen
And on your shagged mug
I just spilt a full shot
Of streamin thick
White lines