I'm deep but I'm shallow

His beautiful mind brings me arousal,
but his body didn't fit well in trousers.

Her voice had me growing harder,
but when we met she was much larger.

I say there's no such thing as too skinny,
and yet too fat for me most people call mini.

I say your personality matters most,
but a big gut has me saying gross.

You sucked so well I had to cum twice,
and if you weren't so fat it might have been nice.

I say I love sucking your big clit,
and then I won't let you fuck me with it.

I love your cock and sucking it,
but only if you cum in less than a minute.

I came first and I'm out the door,
while you stay hard kneeling on the floor.